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Vladimir Putin Enters A Submarine, The Internet Photoshop Battle Goes Wild

Vladimir Putin is a hugely powerful figure (to the Russian people), respected by some, feared by all. Vladimir Putin, to the internet people, is a constant source of mockery and just a bit of a f*cking clown.

So, it was almost inevitable that when a photograph of the Russian leader venturing out in a mini-sub off the coast of Crimea emerged in the press this week, the internet was going to have their wicked way with it. There have been many, many internet photoshop battles but this is undoubtedly the best yet.

Here’s the original, which is somehow amusing before we’ve even began…

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1. The latest from Fisher Price

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2. Don’t worry Vlad, someone will put-in some money soon

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3. Infiltrating rapture

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4. Sadimir Putin

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5. Top secret amphibious vehicle

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and after this entry, things got a little carried away…

6. There’s something too perfect about this

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7. Don’t mind me, just taking my bitches for a walk

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8. So, that’s what happened to Trump’s hair

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9. He moves pretty slowly…

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10. It’s a submarine lair

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11. Putin, you’re such a tit

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and it’s okay, I did laugh

12. Sorry to burst your bubble Vlad

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13. We’re going to need a bigger plunger

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14. Jurassic Putin

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and I can never help myself but get involved in these

15. Ooo, political

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Sorry, not sorry Putin. He definitely will not be a fan of these, since there are even Putin memes that are banned in Russia. Never mind, thanks again people of the internet for making my day.

20 Signs Your Life Is A Sh*t Storm, But You’re Still Killin’ It

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Have you ever thought to yourself, “my life is a complete clusterf*ck?” Well no worries, because you still manage to make it look like you’ve got your sh*t together:

1. You’ve been called a hot mess on more than one occasion.

2. When you show up somewhere and someone asks why you’re out of breath, sweating profusely, or looking like a complete train wreck…

3. You just give a composed smile and say, I’m livin’ the dream, baby.

4. You show up to work on time, but it’s only because you’ve mastered the Mexican shower, applied your mascara at a redlight, and gave up eating breakfast months ago.

5. Your room is either at 0 or 100 in terms of cleanliness.

6. You’ve got dirty laundry on the floor, clean laundry in the hamper, a bag that still hasn’t been unpacked from 3 weeks ago, and sh*t dangling from every potential “hanger” in your room.

7. Either that, or it’s spick and span because you cleaned it last night. You’ll give it 24-hours to bounce back.

8. You never eat dinner on a night you’re going out drinking: half the calories and way less sh*t to absorb all the alcohol.

9. Yeah, you’re a problem solver like that.

10. Your hair looks clean, but that’s just because you you’ve mastered the art of using dry shampoo or baby powder.

11. You’re super proud of yourself for packing the night before leaving on a trip instead of the morning of.

12. But when you do it drunk, and you forget to pack any chargers (or pants) you’re just kinda like…

13. Well, I guess I didn’t really wanna wear pants or use my phone at all this week anyways.

14. You know how to be responsible and stay in for the night when you have to be up super early the next day.

15. But when you stay up until 3 or 4am, it’s kinda like, well, you might as well have gone out.

16. You create an incredible workout schedule and diet plan for the whole next month, but then you realize that cookies are carbs and it’s wrong to cut those out of the food pyramid.

17. You make it to your work event on time and you look fabulous.

18. Little does anyone know, you’re buzzed from happy hour drinks, you have a bleeding blister that you’ve bandaged up with toilet paper, and your phone is at 3%.

19. In fact, your phone is on 3% almost every single day.

20. NBD. You have a phone charger in your bag.

Bonus Reason #1. Well, you have the cord to your charger in your bag. The location of the “butt” of the charger is to be determined.

Bonus Reason #2. You are 100% FUBAR (F*cked Up Beyond All Repair). But you know what?

Bonus Reason #3. You own it like a rock star, because you donated all of your f*cks to the hipsters at Goodwill.

Bethe Correia Rips Into Ronda Rousey And Calls For A Rematch

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Bethe Correia is considerably better at talking sh*t to Ronda Rousey than she is at fighting her. When the two previously met in the octagon, Correia lasted just over 30 seconds before it was all said and done.

Still, Correia thinks a rematch is on the cards because, well we don’t really know why?

She posted this to her Instagram to try and make some sense of it all though:

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“I was extremely criticized and judged by lack of respect due to a bad interpretation of the current champ. All that time, I saw the real face of the current champ trying to pose as a saint while she always said publicly that she wanted to make me “have a meeting with Jesus,” which was her true intention. The media never gave that much coverage. I’d never would fight anyone with the intention to kill, break their neck, which is something there’s no return from. I wouldn’t joke about it, because wanting to kill someone is not caring about the pain their family would feel! So, I tell @rondarousey I’m here, and I’ll fight for a rematch in 2016, stronger, more mature, we’ll see each other again! I wanted to fight you, and I got it. I’ll get that chance again, and I’ll have my revenge at the right time!”

–The post read.

How she thinks she’ll get so much better in the space of a year that she’ll be able to beat Rowdy Rousey is beyond us but we applaud her bravery / stupidity.

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Ultimate List Of 48 Things To Remember When You’re Lost in Your 20’s

It’s easy to forget the big picture – especially when we’re in our 20s. So take a second and check out this ultimate list of reminders to help brighten your day. Remember even a small change can have a huge impact on your life!

1. Listen to what people have to say, even when you disagree with them. Especially when you disagree with them.

2. Go without a bra. It’s liberating.

3. Talk to strangers.

4. Buy a one-way ticket. You’ll figure it out when you get there.

5. Approach people. Don’t wait to be approached.

6. Don’t be eye candy. Be soul food.

7. Help someone who can’t give you anything in return.

8. And accept help when you need it.

9. Have s3x in an inappropriate place. The rush is worth it.

10. Take off your makeup at the end of the night.

11. Be a big fish in a small pond.

12. But also be a small fish in a big pond. You’ll learn from both.

13. If you feel like getting naked – do it. It’s gonna feel awesome.

14. Don’t try to get people to agree with you – even when you think you’re right. The fact that not everyone thinks the same way is what’s so awesome about humanity.

15. Trust yourself. There’s a reason you feel that way.

16. Keep in touch with people. It’s a great feeling to know someone for 20 years.

17. Believe in magic. Who the hell are you to say it’s not real.

18. Introduce yourself.

19. Get a piercing. It doesn’t hurt as much as you think it will.

20. Don’t compete with people. It’s not a good look.

21. Smile, listen, nod. Then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyways.

22. If you don’t know how to use chopsticks, you have a problem.

23. Go on a blind date.

24. Surprise people.

25. Drink your coffee black.

26. Fly first class, and enjoy the shit out of it.

27. Don’t let anyone tell you what you do – unless you’re naked.

28. Show up when you say you’re gonna show up.

29. Cry, scream, break down, be sad. It doesn’t make you crazy; it makes you real.

30. Don’t take cabs, they’re a waste of money.

31. Order the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant. Swirl it around in the glass, smell the aroma, give it a taste, and nod at the waiter – even if you have no fucking idea what you’re doing.

32. Wear red lipstick.

33. Figure out the system, and work it.

34. If someone says they like your shirt, take it off and give it to them.

35. Ask questions.

36. Bring a bottle of wine.

37. Go barefoot. Shoes are overrated, anyways.

38. Don’t count calories.

39. Go broke. And learn how to be broke. Whether you get rich later or not, it’s a humbling experience.

40. Be weird.

41. Make eye contact.

42. Just because something has a lot of “likes” doesn’t make it cool.

43. Fail. And then fail again.

44. Drive a convertible through the desert. And fucking speed.

45. Find out where the local people are eating, and eat there. If you can’t read the menu, point to what you want.

46. Get good at crosswords.

47. Don’t get embarrassed. It’s a waste of time.

48. Don’t be sorry.

Dad Interrupts Their Wedding Dance, But When He Does THIS, The Crowd Is Blown Away

A bride and a groom had something extra special planned for their family and friends. Rather than do a traditional dance, the duo decided to spice it up a bit. Not only did they do something special, Dad even joined in to create something spectacular!

In the video below, Kyle and Nicole wow guests with their incredible dance routine. But then, at the two-minute mark, watch as Nicole’s dad emerges from the crowd to interrupt and join the dance. Wait until you see this dad dance with his little girl. The result is simply priceless.

These Strangers Were Asked The Same Question And It Almost Brought Me To Tears

If you had one wish that would absolutely come true, what would you wish for? Would you wish for crazy amounts of money? Would you want a new house or a fancy new car? Would you try to go the cliché “wish for more wishes” route (good luck…).

When most people are asked about what they would wish for, they have grandiose and often selfish desires. But when these people unknowingly sat next to each other and were asked what they would wish for, the answers were quite different and touching. You’ll be in tears after you hear the difference in their wishes.

People around us are suffering through life, and their wishes are such basic things that we take for granted every day. How much better would our lives be if we could be more appreciative and help others who are suffering instead of always putting ourselves first?

Shocking Punk Rocker Gets Make Under, And She Turns Into Total Stunner!

In the UK there is a TV show called, ‘Snog Marry Avoid’, that gives young adults and teens that have extreme looks a ‘make under’ to show them that they can look great without going to such extremes. But this transformation has to be one of the best we’ve ever seen!

Meet 20-year-old Mel. She has hot pink hair, face piercings, and wears a ton of make-up. She has never even thought about going for more of a “lady-like” look but thought it would be a laugh so approached the show. They started by giving her less of a punk looking hairstyle and gave her much more subtle make up.

Before the make under, most men said that they would try to avoid her because of her “scary” looks. After her ‘make under’ they took another survery and the results shifted dramatically.

Watch this amazing transformation in the video below:

So glad she did this complete re-do, but now the big question is…will she stay this way?

This Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Photos And Proves How Ridiculous They Are

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We often take for granted celebrity photos, without ever really looking at them.

But if we did, we’d realise how utterly ridiculous they are. Celeste Barber has dedicated her Instagram account to recreating these images in a hilarious way, using the hashtag #celestchallengeaccepted and we’re seriously glad she did.

Speaking to ABC Australia, she said:

“People are so obsessed with celebrities and celebrities seem to be so obsessed with portraying everyday people.”

They’re just like you and me, right?

Drowning in boobs #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #nickiminaj #nailedit @theellenshow @thefatjewish

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Cutting edge #celestechallengeaccepted #justinbieber #nailedit #funny @dailymail

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And while someone might misread Barber’s parodies as mean-spirited, she wants people to know that she’s “pro-woman.”

She respects the most famous Kardashian for being an intelligent businesswoman who knows how to use her assets. But that doesn’t mean she’s spared from being the butt of some of Barber’s jokes.

Im so fucking sexy when I'm tired. #celestechallengeaccepted #funnywomen #kimkardashian #pjs #sleepy #bedtime #sexonlegs

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Weekend inspiration #Celestechallengeaccepted #miranderkerr #nailedit #truth#funny #inspiration #instaquotes

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#tbt. Summers coming. #celestechallengeaccepted #gisele #nailedit #funnywomen #beach #bikinibody

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Coming for you @sunriseon7 #sun7 #celestechallengeaccepted #workingmum #morningtv #nailedit #funny #TUNEIN

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19K! Thanks for the ❤️ #celestechallengeaccepted #nailedit #funny kimkardashian #Kayne #Kimye #tongue #gross

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Trying to get cab? @jLo #Celestechallengeaccepted #run #funnywomen #nailedit #hustle #citylife #celebritystreetstyles

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Wednesday morning motivation #celestechallengeaccepted #serena #womenareawesome #funny #brave #nailedit #stretch

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You can check out the rest of her hilarious photos on Instagram.

Photos via Celeste Barber/Instagram

Drunk Student Emails His Professor And Wakes Up To A Surprising Reply In His Inbox.

How quickly do you think you’d forget sending your University professor a drunk mail? Well a student named Patrick Davidson sent his professor this late-night message after a night of too much partying. But when he woke up the next morning, he got a reply from his professor he’ll never forget.

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Teachers put up with a lot of nonsense, but it seems this professor has got a great sense of humor. Here’s his epic reply…

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Mr. Martin knows all too well that any punishment he could hand out would pale in comparison to the hell of a Sunday morning university-level hangover. He didn’t become a professor for being dumb, and Mr. Martin knows that any student who finds the energy to email about deadline extensions during a weekend bender will probably do just fine. It’s amazing what happens when a student takes responsibility for their life, just like it’s amazing how much a 4th year university student can drink before it’s time for last call.

Woman Is Photoshopped In 18 Countries To Show How Beauty Is Perceived Around The World.

Superdrug, a UK-based pharmacy, created a campaign called ‘Perceptions of Perfection’ to find out how the perception of beauty changes from country to country.

An image of a woman’s body was sent to designers in 18 different countries. The designers were told to touch up the image to make the woman look more attractive to people in their country.

While it might be perceived as deceitful to use image manipulation to alter the way a model looks, that’s not to say that all magazines – or countries – are changing these images in the same way.

These were the results.

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1. Argentina

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2. China

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3. Columbia

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4. Egypt

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5. Italy

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6. Mexico

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7. Netherlands

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8. Peru

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9. Philipines

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10. Romania

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11. Serbia

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12. South Africa

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13. Spain

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14. Syria

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15. USA

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16. UK

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17. Ukraine

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18. Venezuela

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While we live in a globalised world, it’s clear from these images that ideas of beauty still change from country to country.

And while some people are happy to perpetuate the unrealistic standards set by the fashion industry, others are determined to change the face of beauty altogether. Like this eighteen-year-old model with down syndrome who plans to take the fashion world by storm.

A Waitress Doodled On A Receipt. When She Got On Facebook 2 Hours Later, She Almost Fainted.

Tim Young and Paul Hullings from New Jersey are firefighters that live for their work.

They recently worked tirelessly for 12 hours to clear out a fire. After which, being completely exhausted, they went to a cafe around 6 a.m to request the strongest cup of coffee the barista could muster.

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Their waitress that day was Liz Woodward and she just happened to overhear the two firefighters discussing their tiresome battle. Eventually, when Tim and Paul went to pay, they were greeted with a nice surprise. Instead of their bill, they were given this message.

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Emotionally, they thanked the kind waitress for her warm gesture. On Facebook, Tim recounts the event: “Such a selfless and kind act. I definitely urge my friends to make a trip out and support the business, and if Liz happens to be your waitress, tip big.”

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But the story doesn’t end there. The firefighters learned that Liz’s father, Steve, is quadriplegic and has been paralysed for five years. Liz set up a donation page to fund a wheelchair accessible vehicle so that she can take her father places. Tim urged people on Facebook to donate to Liz’s crowd-fund: “Turns out, the young lady who gave us a free meal is really the one that could use the help…”

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Within a few days, she had gathered more than $70,000 – far more than the $17,000 needed for a wheelchair accessible van.
Liz and her family couldn’t be more grateful to the two firemen: “All I did was pay for their breakfast. I didn’t expect anything more than a smile,” says the waitress “It goes to show that you just have to be kind to each other and that even the smallest gesture can change a life.”

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This story is proof that kindness pays off – sometimes a thousandfold, good on everyone involved in this.

She Was Just Putting Her Feet On The Dash. But It Was One of the Biggest Mistakes of Her Life.

It was a road trip just like any other— her boyfriend was driving, she was reclining, the sun was beginning to set.

But in an instant, it was a road trip that changed now 26-year-old Bethany Benson’s life.

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Prior to August 2, 2010, Benson was a flourishing college student. Fluent in French, she had almost completed degrees in History, French, and Education at Trent University. She had dreams of becoming a teacher.

But a tragic car accident, and her decision to put her feet on the dashboard, changed all of that.

Benson doesn’t remember the accident, but she was told that one wreck created a domino effect— after a motorcycle and a small vehicle collided, a tractor trailer tried to slammed on his brakes to avoid the crash. When Benson’s boyfriend failed to stop quick enough, he smashed into the back of the tractor trailer.

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Benson and her boyfriend miraculously survived. But because she had her feet on the dashboard, Benson suffered excruciating injuries that she otherwise would not.

According to Driving, an airbag deploys at 200 mph. Two hundred miles per hour.

Airbags are meant to provide protection in the event of a collision. But according to the NHTSA, because they deploy so rapidly, serious, or even fatal, injuries are likely if the “occupant is too close to — or is in direct contact with — the air bag when it first begins to deploy.”

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Because of the proximity of her legs to the airbag, it forcefully hit her hamstring, causing her feet to push up and through the windshield.

As a result, her knees slammed into her eyes, causing he left eye socket and cheekbone to crack. In addition, she broke her nose, eight bones in her left foot, and three bones in her right foot.

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Even more, the impact caused her brain to start bleeding.

“I always used to put my feet up” in a car, she said. “It’s easier on the back if you have your feet up. I never even thought that it could be so dangerous.”

Many of her external injuries have healed, but she still lives in constant pain. She takes a pharmacy worth of pills every days, she is required to wear expensive orthopedic shoes, and the bleeding in her brain resulted in irreversible effects.

“I got back a different daughter,” her mother, Mary Lachapelle, told Driving. “I lost a sweet 22-year-old who worked full-time and put herself through university. She was on a great path. I got a 13-year-old with anger issues.”

Fifty-five-year-old Lachapelle had hoped to retire in the coming years. But with Benson’s condition, she will have to continue working so that Benson can remain on her health insurance.

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Benson is quite aware of the fact that because of the accident — because she had her feet on the dashboard — her life will never be the same. But she hopes that her story can spread the message about the dangers of riding with your feet on the dash.