Hilarious Letter Stuck To Vending Machine Goes Viral – Everyone Understands Why

When you think about all the capitalist evils in the world, vending machines have to be quite high up on the list. Eager to take your money with their overpriced sweet treats, there is nearly always an issue when it comes to delivery or payment.

We all know the hollow feeling of the machine rejecting your solitary £1 coin, as well as the rage-inducing moment the machine opts to only half-release your bag of crisps. In short, vending machines were probably invented by the same dude who made the claw machine in arcades. Evil.

While in their barracks’ laundry room, a reddit user found this note taped on a vending machine recounting a particularly upsetting incident involving a honey bun.

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At first, people found the whole thing funny and joked about the note

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But then, other’s waded in to share their own stories about their time in the military

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There was me thinking that my vending machine anecdotes were hairy… these military men have got it real bad! If I had to live on a staple diet of machine snacks I’d probably be going on a harrowing rampage with a baseball bat right now – smashing vending machine glass left, right and centre.

As I said before, these things are pure evil.

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25 Cats That Have The Most Unique Fur Patterns In The World

The Internet and cats go together like peanut butter and bananas. Meaning, the Internet is bananas over cats, ever since the I Can Haz Cheezburger days. We especially love crazy cat fur, unique fur that makes a cat look like no other.

1. Sinister But Handsome

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2. A Friendlier Mustache

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3. I’m Bat Cat

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4. Concerned Cat is Concerned

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5. What’s Wrong Kitty?

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6. Adolf Kitler

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7. Pls Pet At Teh Hart

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8. Adorbs

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9. Moar Adorbs

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10. Heart Nose Kitten

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11. Moar Heart Nose Kitteh

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12. He Wears His Heart On His…Nevermind

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13. Kitty Got Into the Hair Dye Again

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14. The Tail Transplant Was Successful

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15. Beautiful Swirly Crazy Cat Fur

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16. Two-faced Cat

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17. Hiding Behind A Mask

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18. Not A Raccoon…

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19. Who Doesn’t Love a Stripy Cat?

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20. This Cat’s Got a Monkey On Its Back. Literally

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21. A Cat, On A Cat

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22. Can You See The Hidden Cat?

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23. Tiny Widdle Top Hat

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24. Reddit Star, Colonel Meow. All Fur. And Fury.

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25. And a Cat Without Fur, Which is the Weirdest Fur of All

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30 Broke College Students Who Prove They Are Brilliant

College students are usually pretty broke. They may have loans and grant money, and maybe even parents who pay their extras, but the money seems to disappear. Poof. No more money. These broke college students have used those smarts to come up with some interesting, sometimes hilarious, sometimes brilliant, solutions to everyday problems. Here are 30.

1. This Homemade Air Freshener

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We know plenty of college students who have less-than-fantastic housekeeping skills. This is a great solution. Smells like fresh linen!


2. This Clever Sneaking In Booze Trick

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This guy has gone to great lengths to sneak booze into some event. I just hope you’re allowed to take food there, otherwise this was all for naught.


3. The Simple Chip Clip

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This is great until you start to open the bag and the pen shoots across the room like a missile.


4. A Substitute Coffee Pot

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No whining indeed.


5. This Simple Way to Earn Extra Cash

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Vanilla flavored!?!?!?!


6. This Interesting Way to Cook Ramen

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7. Another Way to Heat Up Dip

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Great, as long as you never, ever, want to make coffee in it again.


8. A Great Way to Avoid Dish Duty

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This is actually really smart. We HATE doing dishes.


9. An Up-cycled Dust Pan

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Added bonus, the grease traps all the hairs and dust particles.


10. This Clever Use for a Hairdryer

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We can see this working with some foods, but RICE? Really? It’ll go everywhere!


11. This Sleep-Anywhere Hack

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“Oh don’t worry about me. I don’t need a table or chair. I brought my trusty travel hammock.”


12. A Great Way To Extend The Hand Soap

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No problems with this, other than the pink soap that smells kinda like puke.


13. This Cooking Hack

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At least they had the presence of mind to put foil down to catch the drippings. And to use a metal, not plastic, hanger.


14. This Fantastic Utilization of the Dining Hall

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Our only question is how she fits a whole gallon of milk in a tiny dorm fridge.


15. This “Chair”

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Makes you wonder – did he choose the box based on it’s size, or the chair parts inside it?


16. This Inventive Paper Towel Holder

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No objections to this.


17. Another Great Use for the Coffee Pot

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Because you don’t need the WHOLE piece of pasta cooked.


18. This DIY Pencil Holder

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Just don’t try to pick it up and move it.


19. A Fantastic Way to Listen to Study Tunes

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Earbuds + Coffee Mug = Study Dance Party.


20. An Interesting Way to Iron Your Clothes

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Who needs an iron?


21. One Way to Make Sure You Don’t Run Out of Toilet Paper

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If they leave it out in the lecture hall bathroom, you’d better hope you have a backpack big enough to hold it.


22. The Broke College Student’s Mainstay

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Interesting advertising placement. Maruchan Ramen and Natty Light. Breakfast of champions.


23. This Great Plan to Save on Toiletries

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If the “rest of the year” means “late fall into winter,” I’m right there with you.


24. A Creative Way to Hang Your Shower Curtain

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Shower rungs are SO expensive.


25. This Comfortable Porch Furniture

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Because you need comfortable seating when catcalling freshmen girls…


26. This Fantastic Pasta Strainer

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Because nobody actually PLAYS tennis, right?


27. This DIY Trash Can

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Works for me.


28. This Kitchen Art Installment

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It has to be an attempt at art. How would one go about actually dumping this into a bag?


29. An Engineer’s Mind at Work

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Genius!


30. And This Broke College Student’s Plea

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We like honest and to-the-point. Maybe we should all think about listing the contents of our cars for potential robbers. Mine would say “contains three empty CD cases, 29 half-empty water bottles and 3 yoga mats.”

Just because you’re a broke college student doesn’t mean you don’t have the smarts to live a life of ease. What are some of your cleverest ways to get by with little cash?

This Woman Hilariously Recreates Celebrity Photos And Proves How Ridiculous They Are

We often take for granted celebrity photos, without ever really looking at them.

But if we did, we’d realise how utterly ridiculous they are. Celeste Barber has dedicated her Instagram account to recreating these images in a hilarious way, using the hashtag #celestchallengeaccepted and we’re seriously glad she did.

Speaking to ABC Australia, she said:

“People are so obsessed with celebrities and celebrities seem to be so obsessed with portraying everyday people.”

They’re just like you and me, right?

Drowning in boobs #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #nickiminaj #nailedit @theellenshow @thefatjewish

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Cutting edge #celestechallengeaccepted #justinbieber #nailedit #funny @dailymail

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And while someone might misread Barber’s parodies as mean-spirited, she wants people to know that she’s “pro-woman.”

She respects the most famous Kardashian for being an intelligent businesswoman who knows how to use her assets. But that doesn’t mean she’s spared from being the butt of some of Barber’s jokes.

Im so fucking sexy when I'm tired. #celestechallengeaccepted #funnywomen #kimkardashian #pjs #sleepy #bedtime #sexonlegs

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Weekend inspiration #Celestechallengeaccepted #miranderkerr #nailedit #truth#funny #inspiration #instaquotes

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#tbt. Summers coming. #celestechallengeaccepted #gisele #nailedit #funnywomen #beach #bikinibody

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Coming for you @sunriseon7 #sun7 #celestechallengeaccepted #workingmum #morningtv #nailedit #funny #TUNEIN

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19K! Thanks for the ❤️ #celestechallengeaccepted #nailedit #funny kimkardashian #Kayne #Kimye #tongue #gross

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Trying to get cab? @jLo #Celestechallengeaccepted #run #funnywomen #nailedit #hustle #citylife #celebritystreetstyles

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Wednesday morning motivation #celestechallengeaccepted #serena #womenareawesome #funny #brave #nailedit #stretch

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You can check out the rest of her hilarious photos on Instagram.

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He Told His Dog “Play Dead.” But How She Does It Has The Audience Roaring with Laughter

Bailey the beagle takes the old trick “Play Dead” to a new hilarious level. Her owner says she has a mind of her own, and maybe that’s how she added her own little touch to her trick. Appearing on national television, she had David Letterman and the entire audience in laughter with her acting skills. What a fun little dog!

Hilarious Kid Haircuts Will Make You Cringe. #4 Is Probably The Worst Ever… LOL!

Anyone remember the fun-loving 80’s and 90’s? We sure do! It was the best of times for fashion and music…but maybe not so much for hair-styles!

Here is our list of the worst kids haircuts of all time…

Come on admit it, these are totally awesome! Which are your favorites?

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Share these embarrassing haircuts with your friends and give them a smile!

You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry…15 Weird Pictures Brought To You By The Internet

The internet is a seriously strange place…it’s full of quirks, oddities, and extremely bizarre situations that you never thought you’d see in your entire life. You know when people say “I’ve seen it all, I can die now”, well, you can now say that because thanks to the massive and strange digital world, you probably would have seen it all.

1. This is what nightmares are made of.

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2. Is this from another Russian dating profile?

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3. A dog needs to unwine (get it?) after a long day of barking at his own tail.

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4. Did you notice the UPS truck in the back? Probably not considering some guy took a sewing machine to the prom and decided to immortalize it forever in a picture.

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5. Monkeys and human beings are more similar than we thought: we both vomit as though we’re in a drunken stupor.

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6. You can finally say you’ve seen the king of the birds. He also probably yells “MINE!” the loudest.

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7. Meat air freshener…apparently that’s a thing.

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8. Well, maybe grandpa should be more aware of his surroundings. Or maybe not, once you’re old you kind of have the green card to do virtually anything without being judged.

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9. I told you. He exists. I wonder if there’s gold at the end of it…or just nuggets.

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10. I don’t know but this doesn’t seem like normal child-rearing practices to me.

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11. He’s Magneto…but not as cool…or old…or famous.

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12. This is the first time I’ve been happy to not be able to afford something.

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13. They go on their serial killing rampages with their crepe masks. It really adds to their family bonding experience.

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14. Hugh Hefner was even jealous of this party.

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15. Maybe she’s waiting to make milkshakes to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Walmart Called (Again), Your Photos Are Done

Continuing on from our wildly popular post “Walmart called, your photos are done“, we bring you another fine selection of hilarious and cringe-worthy pictures. Enjoy the extreme awkwardness!

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Can’t get enough bad photos? Wow, first off…what’s wrong with you LOL!

Here you go, another fresh batch of photos for your viewing pleasure:

Target called, your photos are done.