The internet is a seriously strange place…it’s full of quirks, oddities, and extremely bizarre situations that you never thought you’d see in your entire life. You know when people say “I’ve seen it all, I can die now”, well, you can now say that because thanks to the massive and strange digital world, you probably would have seen it all.
1. This is what nightmares are made of.
2. Is this from another Russian dating profile?
3. A dog needs to unwine (get it?) after a long day of barking at his own tail.
4. Did you notice the UPS truck in the back? Probably not considering some guy took a sewing machine to the prom and decided to immortalize it forever in a picture.
5. Monkeys and human beings are more similar than we thought: we both vomit as though we’re in a drunken stupor.
6. You can finally say you’ve seen the king of the birds. He also probably yells “MINE!” the loudest.
7. Meat air freshener…apparently that’s a thing.
8. Well, maybe grandpa should be more aware of his surroundings. Or maybe not, once you’re old you kind of have the green card to do virtually anything without being judged.
9. I told you. He exists. I wonder if there’s gold at the end of it…or just nuggets.
10. I don’t know but this doesn’t seem like normal child-rearing practices to me.
11. He’s Magneto…but not as cool…or old…or famous.
12. This is the first time I’ve been happy to not be able to afford something.
13. They go on their serial killing rampages with their crepe masks. It really adds to their family bonding experience.
14. Hugh Hefner was even jealous of this party.
15. Maybe she’s waiting to make milkshakes to bring all the boys to the yard?