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Couple On Their Way To Be Married Find Themselves At The Pearly Gates. What Happens Next Is LOL Gold.

Kera Osborne
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Couple On Their Way To Be Married Find Themselves At The Pearly Gates. What Happens Next Is LOL Gold.

It’s true that Life can hand you some unexpected twists and turns, as this couple discovers on their way to get married. Take heart though, this lighthearted story has a surprise ending that is sure to make you laugh.

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

‘Yes,’ he informs the couple, ‘you can get married in Heaven.’

‘Great!’ said the couple, ‘But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. ‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.

‘OH, COME ON!’, St. Peter shouted, ‘It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?

She Thinks She’s Cooking A Normal Turkey Dinner. Suddenly She Gets The HILARIOUS Shock Of Her Life!

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She Thinks She’s Cooking A Normal Turkey Dinner. Suddenly She Gets The HILARIOUS Shock Of Her Life!

This girl was never expecting her mischievous mother to prank her during Thanksgiving, especially with a really elaborate prank that involved a pregnant turkey.

When the video starts, mom is filming her daughter preparing the delicious meal. The victim of the prank doesn’t suspect a thing, as she keeps on dealing with the turkey, nothing seems out of the ordinary.

But soon enough she realizes something’s not right, that’s when mom starts to discreetly laugh, she knows what’s coming. Deep inside the turkey, the girl finds an unexpected surprise that makes her cry. Watch the priceless reaction as she freaks out believing she just roasted a pregnant turkey!

This Man Keeps Shrinking His Dogs Bed. But The Dog’s Response Will Keep You Laughing And Laughing!

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This Man Keeps Shrinking His Dogs Bed. But The Dog’s Response Will Keep You Laughing And Laughing!

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Dogs put so much trust in their owners which is why I can’t help but feel a little sorry for this guy, but still, this is so cute and funny.

The short video clip shows this man’s dog jumping into the back of his car and into his normal bed. But the next time the dog comes to the car, his owner has swapped the box smaller and smaller.

The dog is so sweet and adorable, he’s ready to go for his ride!

This Woman’s Car Wasn’t Running. When Mechanics Found Out Why, They Went Nuts!

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This Woman’s Car Wasn’t Running. When Mechanics Found Out Why, They Went Nuts!

A woman in the United Kingdom was having some car unusual trouble – her new Honda Civic would never go any faster than 40 miles per hour. The car was seemingly fine but was clearly not running right, and the woman was going nuts – so she decided to take the vehicle to the mechanic.

They quickly got to the bottom of the problem… and when they did, everyone was speechless.

Do you see it, right there inside the engine?

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These look like…

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Nuts. Lots and lots of them.

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The engine had been meticulously filled with nuts by a squirrel!

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Dave Evans who owns the garage said, ‘It was rammed solid with nuts. I’ve been doing this job for 18 years and I’ve never seen anything like it. I couldn’t believe it. (The animal) had been getting into the garage, where she parked the car, and had been climbing right inside the engine bay and squeezing himself into the air filter.’

He Shows Her Video Of Her Dancing 85 Years Ago. Her Reaction Is PRICELESS.

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He Shows Her Video Of Her Dancing 85 Years Ago. Her Reaction Is PRICELESS.

What an incredible gift. Love this…

Alice Barker was a dancer in the 1930’s and 1940’s, but had never seen herself on film. She danced in movies, commercials, and tv shows but all of her memorabilia had been lost over the years – until now.

The short “soundies” were discovered and brought to Alice. She is 102 years old, but still remembered them. Her reaction is so sweet and when she said she wishes she could get out of bed and do it all over again, it is so touching.

This video was such a wonderful gift to Alice Barker……her eyes tell it all…..she really did appreciate seeing the past come to life again.

Which “Steel Magnolia” Are You?

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Which “Steel Magnolia” Are You?

Do you recognize this quote? “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”

If so, you’re ready to take our quiz and find out which “Steel Magnolia” you are!

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Southern Batter Fried Chicken. So Good It Will Have You Whistling Dixie!

Kera Osborne
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Southern Batter Fried Chicken. So Good It Will Have You Whistling Dixie!
Southern Batter Fried Chicken
Southern Batter Fried Chicken

This recipe reminds me of KFC, but way, way better. And is it easy to make? Yep, it’s as easy as sliding off a greasy log backward.

Serve this Southern fried chicken with mashed taters, coleslaw or green beans and you’ll be sittin’ in tall cotton, if you know what I mean. Don’t worry if you can’t finish it all the same day, it’s great out of the fridge the next day too!

Ingredients Southern Batter Fried Chicken:

  • 2 beaten egg
  • 1 cup milk
  • 2 teaspoon paprika
  • 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning
  • 4 teaspoons garlic salt
  • 2 teaspoon black pepper
  • 2 cup all-purpose flour

Southern Batter Fried Chicken Meal
Southern Batter Fried Chicken Meal

Directions Southern Batter Fried Chicken:

  1. Beat the egg and milk together in a bowl.
  2. Combine the flour with the garlic salt, pepper, poultry seasoning and paprika in a big plastic bag.
  3. Put the chicken in the bag, seal it and shake to coat it.
  4. Dip the flour-coated chicken in the egg mixture and again in the flour mixture.
  5. Heat the oil in a skillet to 365 degrees F. Brown the chicken on all sides in the hot oil.
  6. Turn the heat down to medium low and give the chicken another half an hour or until it is cooked through.
  7. Drain it on paper towels and serve.

Wife Writes A Seriously Angry Letter To The “Other Woman.” This Is Awesome.

Kera Osborne
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Wife Writes A Seriously Angry Letter To The “Other Woman.” This Is Awesome.

Are you ready for one of the craziest craigslist letters you have ever read?

This wife found evidence from the “other woman” her husband was cheating with and she writes her a vicious online letter. You might think it’s crazy, but she probably knows that her intended reader will find it for sure.

What do you think? Is she justified in her response or should she take the high road and just move on?

THANKS Jennifer…..

For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night.

No, really, Thank You! You have no idea what a nightmare you have just saved me and my kids from.

To reward you for your services I am offering you my husband for keeps. Should you accept your prize please note the following rules.

1. You are going to have to financially support him. I say this because we have 2 children together (but you knew that) which means that he will have to give up a sizeable chunk of his pay to support them in the manner they deserve. Please keep in mind that since he has kept me a stay at home Mom for the better part of the last 11 years he will also be paying me alimony. So forget about his money honey cause it’s mine!

2. You will have to provide him with new attire. You see after he stepped from our (now mine) shower this morning dripping wet and naked is when I discovered your little “love bites”. It just so happened that at that EXACT moment a giant black hole appeared in my home and devoured almost all of his clothing. Therefore he will come to you almost naked (lucky you). The bright side is that you can dress him any way you want. Go nuts and buy him a leash and some vinyl attire or a cute little dress while your at it.

3. You will have to give him up every other weekend. This time will be set aside for his visits with his children. Since he openly admitted (in front of several people) that you are just “some dumb drunk b***h” that he met at a “tweakers” house you will be banned from these visits for fear of my children’s safety. Just so you know, that is also going to be the reason to have his visits limited (if not supervised). After all WTF was HE doing at a “tweakers” house in the first place?

4. You will not be having a proper s3x life. Yes, I know that you didn’t scr3w him last night. Since his back injury 4 years ago his “equipment” hasn’t worked right. Too bad for you because before that it was THE BEST S3X EVER and we scr3wed all the time! However, now he’ll most likely disappoint you with his half hard member that only works with a little blue pill. Please don’t let that fool you. The little blue pill means that he comes within 2 minutes….hardly enough time for you and 98% of the time he will just be too embarrassed to even try. Stock up on your batteries and/or multiple s3x partners! By the way, No it CANNOT be fixed. It’s nerve damage sweetie, deal with it!

5. You will NOT return him to me. I will NOT have him. He messed up when he touched you! I was a good wife to him and he had a good thing going on here. Don’t be surprised if you don’t live up to me because you won’t and he will make you miserable for it!

6. He will blame you for ALL of this. He told me, with tears in his eyes, that you giggled to him “I hope your wife sees that”. I don’t know if you said it or not. I don’t really care. However, just in case you did, your wish came true. I did see it, and he’s pissed. He’s so mad that you made that comment that when I punched him in the eye after he apologized to me! Yes, I know violence is wrong and to be honest I’ve never hit anyone before. However, I am not sorry that I did and if I could have that moment back I would have simply aimed lower!

7. This one isn’t really a rule, more like a friendly warning. I will make sure to take up as much of his time with the most petty crap I can find to spite you. I will make it my hobby to hurt him and you the same amount my kids are hurting right now. Please be aware that he will take it, he will deal with it for years with a smile. I was with him for 12 years, I know him better. Yes, I do feel completely justified in my actions. Just in case you were wondering.

So Thank you, Jennifer the dumb drunk b***h from the tweakers house who left bite marks on my husband chest last night, for showing me that 11 years and 2 children were no match for you! I applaud you on a man well won. HE’S ALL YOURS!

Man Asked How He Survived As A Kid Without Cellphones and Computers. His Response Is Priceless.

Kera Osborne
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Man Asked How He Survived As A Kid Without Cellphones and Computers. His Response Is Priceless.

We asked our fans their thoughts on growing up as a kid compared to now. How did we survive without cellphone, computers and the internet?

One of the responses was priceless and we’ve shared his answer below! This one totally deserves a share.

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn’t seem to get food poisoning.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can’t remember getting e-Coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake or at the beach instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

We all took PE and risked permanent injury with a pair of converse shoes instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors that cost as much as a small car. I can’t recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

We got the paddle for doing something wrong at school, they used to call it discipline yet we all grew up to accept the rules and to honor & respect those older than us. We had 50 kids in our class and we all learned to read and write, do math and spell almost all the words needed to write a grammatically correct letter, FUNNY THAT!!

We all said prayers in school irrespective of our religion, sang the national anthem and no one got upset.

Staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention we wish we hadn’t got.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself. I just can’t recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations. We weren’t!!

Oh yeah … And where were the antibiotics and sterilisation kit when I got that bee sting? Could I have been killed!

We played “King of the Hill” on piles of gravel left on vacant building sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the bottle of iodine and then we got our backside spanked. Now it’s a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10 day dose of antibiotics and then Mom calls the lawyer to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that? We never needed to get into group therapy and/or anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn’t even notice that the entire country wasn’t taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive???????????????

Homemade Oven Baked Hot Wings, Even Better Than Our Favorite Restaurant

Kera Osborne
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Homemade Oven Baked Hot Wings, Even Better Than Our Favorite Restaurant
Homemade Oven Baked Hot Wings
Homemade Oven Baked Hot Wings

Making crispy, delicious hot wings at home is a snap if you follow these easy steps. There’s no deep-frying here, meaning less mess and more time to spend with family and friends. My family and I have made these before, and I must say they are the best oven baked chicken wings I’ve had and definitely rival the chicken wings we love at one of our favorite local restaurants.

Ingredients for Homemade Oven Baked Hot Wings

  • 1 1/3 C flour
  • 2 T cayene pepper
  • 2 T black pepper, coarse ground
  • 1/3 C Chili powder
  • 2 1/2 tsp onion powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp salt, sea prefered for its fine grain
  • 1 large bottle of Frank’s Hot Sauce
  • 1 stick of butter

Directions for Homemade Oven Baked Hot Wings

  1. Combine dray ingredients in gallon Ziploc bag.
  2. Place 12 wing portions in the bag, close and shake until all portions are completely covered in the spice mixture.
  3. Using a sieve, shake off the excess flour-spice. I generally put 3 or 4 in the sieve at a time and shake until only a thin layer is left. By the way, I usually put a paper towel in the sink and sieve over it. When I’m done most of the flour-spice is contained on the paper towel and goes easily into the bag with the leftover flour and into the trash.
  4. Place wings on a standard plate and refrigerate for 30 – 40 minutes.
  5. Toward the end of the 30 minutes, pour about 1 1/2 T vegetable oil onto a standard cookie sheet (jelly roll pan, technically). Spread oil all over pan by brush or just by moving the pan back and forth.
  6. After the 30 minutes of refrigeration is finished, repeat flour-spice process for a second coating. Shake off excess and place side by side on the oil-prepared pan.
    Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  7. Flip the wings over once on the pan to coat both sides with oil.
  8. Place in the 375 degree oven and set timer for 60 minutes.
  9. After 30 minutes of cooking, remove briefly from the oven and turn each portion over to crisp and cook on the reverse side.
  10. Combine 1 bottle of Frank’s RedHot sauce and 1 stick of butter in a small saucepan. Warm until butter melts.
  11. After 60 minutes (total) has passed, remove chicken from the oven and let rest 5 minutes.
  12. During the 5 minute rest, prepare “serving dish” and “refuse dish.” Long ago, I began putting a paper towel inside a grocery/plastic bag and place it in a bread pan. Clean up is quick and easy!
  13. After 5 minute rest, place all wings in a metal or glass bowl. Pour sauce mixture over the wings.

Place them in the serving dish. Grab a beer or margarita and ENJOY!

How Many Southern Words Do You Actually Know?

Kera Osborne
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How Many Southern Words Do You Actually Know?

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This Man Filmed The Heavens For A Week. The Final Result Took My Breath Away.

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This Man Filmed The Heavens For A Week. The Final Result Took My Breath Away.

This video was shot by a photographer visiting El Teide, Spain’s highest mountain. The camera is set to record throughout the day and the film has then been speeded up. The mountain is home to Teide Observatories, considered to be one of the world´s best observatories. When you see the stars on this video and the clarity of the sky, it is not difficult to see why they chose this spot for the observatory.

Here he has set the camera up in a forest whose trees are higher than the clouds.
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When night falls, the stars are breath taking.
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You can enjoy the whole video below. Even the background music is gorgeous. I really hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Sometimes I think it is too easy to forget just how stunningly beautiful the world is. We should all take the time to spend some time with nature from time to time in order to reflect on the magic all around us.

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