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7 Things You Learn About Yourself On A Girls’ Holiday

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A girls’ trip is just like an extended sleepover. But not only do you get to create amazing memories and become even closer with your best friends, you also get to learn a few life lessons for yourself.

1. That no matter how much you want to be a naturally bronzed goddess, it’s not going to happen. A future lesson to pack the sun cream, as peeling skin is never a good look.

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2. You will never be able to pull off dancing on bars when you’re drunk. You may think you should be in Coyote Ugly with those dance moves but the Facebook photos say otherwise.

3. You always have space for dessert and cocktails. Don’t worry about how you’re going to look in your bikini the next day. Just indulge and enjoy yourself. Your happiness is more beautiful than a six pack.

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4. You have the greatest friends in the world. When they sacrifice dancing with the hot lifeguard to hold your hair whilst you puke from too much sangria, you know that friendship is for life.

5. Even if you hate to admit it, you’ll realise that you should always listen to your mom. She was right when she told you that you can never be too prepared. We know that first aid kit came in handy at some point during your trip.

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6. You are actually far more responsible and assertive then you believe. Whether someone has misplaced their passport or you’re lost in a foreign city, you’ll be surprised at how well you handle the situation.

7. How wonderful life can be. When you’re in a beautiful country with your best friends, crying with laughter until your cheeks ache, you’ll realize how lucky you are.

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Donate A Testicle The Payout For This Is $35,000

Need some EXTRA CASH? If you want to help the science community and line your pockets with a little bit of money there are some unconventional ways to do this by selling your body to science. Below is a list we found of the 5 most creative ways to make money by selling your body:

1. Sell your blood plasma. The payout $20-$50 per donation

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Human Plasma is a clear liquid that contains mostly water but is also filled with enzymes, proteins and antibodies. It is the largest component in the human blood. Human Plasma is mainly used to create therapies that treat people with autoimmune diseases, burn victims and clotting disorders. When blood is being drawn an automated machine separates the human plasma from the other blood components which is then returned to the donor. You can receive a payout between $20-$50 per donation.

2. Donate your reproductive cells. The payout for eggs is $5,000-$10,000 per donation. The payout for sperm is $30-$200 per donation.

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Egg donor agencies allow women whose ovaries do not produce healthy eggs to become pregnant using another woman’s eggs through IVF. In the United States egg donors can receive anywhere from $5000-$10,000 per donation from egg donor agencies. Men can donate their sperm to sperm donor banks with a much easier process and also a bit less lucrative than an egg donation. Men are paid anywhere from $30-$200 per human cell donation. However that can add up to more in the pocket because men can donate hundreds of sperm samples.

3. Lay in bed for 70 days straight. The payoff for this one is $18,000

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NASA uses this procedure to simulate some of the changes that occur in an astronaut’s body when going through space, weightless, during the flight. NASA will pay you to stay in bed for 70 days, 24 hours a day. You need to make sure you’re mentally prepared to spend 70 days in bed. Not everybody is comfortable with that. Not everybody can tolerate an extended time in bed. But remember the payout for this one….. $18,000!

4. Donate a Testicle. The payout for this is $35,000

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On a episode of “Extreme Cheapskates “a Las Vegas man figured out a way to make some money by signing up for medical trials. He saved himself more than $750. That inspired him to take it one step further. Most recently he also agreed to donate one of his testicles. But they didn’t just leave him hanging. They replaced it with an artificial one and paid him $35,000. It was reported that he used the money to purchase a Nissan 370 Z.

5. Enroll in psychological experiments. The payout varies per program

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Paid psychological experiments that examine behavior of brain function may not generate as high of a return as other trials, but they’re usually lower risk and require shorter commitment time. Most research universities offer easy sign up by keeping an online database of experiments available for people.

Dog Who Had Her Mouth Taped Shut Was Treated To The Best Day Ever

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Earlier this year, there was the heartbreaking story of the dog who had her muzzle taped shut. Thankfully, this time, we bring you good news.

The dog, called Caitlyn, was found on someone’s doorstep in North Charleston, Carlolina, and rushed to a nearby animal rescue centre. She had cold laser treatment to promote healing in the tissue and luckily, they didn’t have to remove her tongue.

And after her amazing journey to recovery, BarkPost decided to treat her to the best day ever.

This video will restore your faith in humanity.

To help Charleston Animal Society continue their incredible work, you can donate here.

This Little Girl Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity. Wow.

A young girl was shopping with her mom for Christmas when she noticed a sad little boy. What happened next will bring joy to your heart.


I was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping in a toy store and decided to look at Barbie dolls for my nieces. A nicely dressed little girl was excitedly looking through the Barbie dolls as well, with a roll of money clamped tightly in her little hand. When she came upon a Barbie she liked, she would turn and ask her father if she had enough money to buy it.

He usually said “yes,” but she would keep looking and keep going through their ritual of “do I have enough?” As she was looking, a little boy wandered in across the aisle and started sorting through the Pokemon toys. He was dressed neatly, but in clothes that were obviously rather worn, and wearing a jacket that was probably a couple of sizes too small. He too had money in his hand, but it looked to be no more than five dollars or so at the most. He was with his father as well, and kept picking up the Pokemon video toys. Each time he picked one up and looked at his father, his father shook his head, “No.”

The little girl had apparently chosen her Barbie, a beautifully dressed, glamorous doll that would have been the envy of every little girl on the block. However, she had stopped and was watching the interchange between the little boy and his father. Rather dejectedly, the boy had given up on the video games and had chosen what looked like a book of stickers instead. He and his father then started walking through another aisle of the store.

The little girl put her Barbie back on the shelf, and ran over to the Pokemon games. She excitedly picked up one that was lying on top of the other toys, and raced toward the check-out, after speaking with her father. I picked up my purchases and got in line behind them. Then, much to the little girl’s obvious delight, the little boy and his father got in line behind me.

After the toy was paid for and bagged, the little girl handed it back to the cashier and whispered something in her ear. The cashier smiled and put the package under the counter.

I paid for my purchases and was rearranging things in my purse when the little boy came up to the cashier. The cashier rang up his purchases and then said, “Congratulations, you are my hundredth customer today, and you win a prize!” With that, she handed the little boy the Pokemon game, and he could only stare in disbelief. It was, he said, exactly what he had wanted

The little girl and her father had been standing at the doorway during all of this, and I saw the biggest, prettiest, toothless grin on that little girl that I have ever seen in my life. Then they walked out the door, and I followed close behind them. As I walked back to my car in amazement over what I had just witnessed, I heard the father ask his daughter why she had done that. I’ll never forget what she said to him.

“Daddy, didn’t Nana and PawPaw want me to buy something that would make me happy?”

He said, “Of course they did, honey.”

To which the little girl replied, “Well, I just did!”

With that, she giggled and started skipping toward their car. Her toothless grin said it all. Apparently, she had decided on the answer to her own question of, “Do I have enough?”

I feel very privileged to have witnessed the true spirit of Christmas in that toy store, in the form of a little girl who understands more about the reason for the season than most adults I know!

SHARE if you think this little girl understands the Holidays more than most!

Researchers Claim You Can “Fart Yourself Thin”, Burning 67 Calories Per Fart

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Everyone loves to fart and hates to exercise. Many of us are excited by the news that farting could potentially make you lose weight! “If you fart all day, You could be a size two by Christmas”

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With obesity rates soaring in America, people are looking into alternative ways to lose weight. Researchers have found the newest fat burning tip, which is the biggest weight loss breakthrough since the Atkins diet.

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A new study coming out of Stanford University claims that “one fart burns approximately 67 calories. Farting 52 times in one day can burn 1 pound of fat.” In addition to that, the amount of calories burned by farting would also depend on how long the fart lasts and how much energy you use to do it. For those longer, extended farts, some people can burn close to 90 calories per release.

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Even Google suggests that farting burns 67 calories per one flavor explosion. That means that if one farts ten times in one day, they’d be burning 670 calories. Fart twenty times and you could basically discount anything you ate! Considering that an average human farts 14 times per day already, a couple of extras wouldn’t be difficult! Best. Diet. Ever.

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Researchers are recommending, “just let it go.” Additionally, scientists predict that every time you pass gas, you add an additional 85 seconds to your life. At the end of the day, for most people, that could add up to several years of additional time to spend with your loved ones.

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“People say it is rude,” explained Robert Dingle, lead researcher at Stanford. “But it’s your life, not theirs. If they want to be overweight and die early, that’s their choice. But if you want to live long, fart long!”

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Colorado Woman Comforts Teenaged Walmart Cashier. The Reason Is Absolutely Heartbreaking.

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PUEBLO, Colo.– A woman’s heartbreaking post about her shopping experience at Walmart has more than 21 million views on Facebook.

“No matter where we or, no matter what we’re doing. We are there for a reason.”

Facebook user Paige Yore said she was at the store waiting in line for about 20 minutes when she witnessed a young cashier having a hard time. As she stood there irritated, a female customer began yelling at the young man.

“You suck at customer service. I don’t know how you ever got hired here,” said the female customer. Yore tried helping the woman bag her groceries so that she could get her out of the store.

After the woman attempted to pay for her purchase, her card declined. According to Yore, the woman really began yelling at the boy as if it was his fault.

“Maybe you should just step aside and let us cash out. This young man is obviously having a bad day,” Yore told the woman.

She was right.

The young cashier stopped in his tracks and began crying. He came from the bagging area and began hugging Yore. He told her that his mother committed suicide that morning. He said he had to work because he has to pay rent and bills.

“This woman is yelling at me and I don’t even have a mom anymore,” said the young man.

Yore began to cry and told him to hang in there.

“Life is so hard and it’s going to be OK.”

The rude female customer stood there absolutely humiliated.

Yore said she gave him all of the money out of her purse.

“That just showed me that no matter what, even if you’re customer service sucks, even if whatever happened, somebody is rude to you, don’t jump down their throat because they are fighting a battle that none of us knows about,” she continued. “We have to be thankful to be alive and treat other people like you want to be treated.”

Man Strangles Girlfriend To Death Because She “Wouldn’t Make Eye Contact With Him” While Talking To Her

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A 28-year-old Michigan man, Ralph Holden, was arrested and booked on charges of first-degree murder after his girlfriend was found dead in their 82nd St. home over the weekend. According to reports, neighbors called 911 and reported a domestic disturbance after they heard shouting from Holden’s residents.

Upon their arrival, they found 26-year-old Wendy Miller unresponsive on the kitchen floor. Holden immediately confessed to police that he killed his girlfriend, but the reason stunned investigators. “I have never heard such an insane reason for committing such a vicious act,” said Lieut. Mike Reynolds of the Kalamazoo Police Department. “According to Holden’s confession, he complained that Miller would not make eye contact with him when he was trying to have a conversation with her. I mean, have you seen this guy’s eyes? I don’t mean to be rude, but nobody would know which way he was looking or which eye to make contact with. It’s just a real shame.”
According to the 911 transcripts, a neighbor reported the disturbance saying she heard shouting were Holden continued to demand from his girlfriend, “look at me, look at me, look at me!” The neighbor could hear Miller crying, “I am but you never believe me!” That’s when Holden admitted to choking his girlfriend until she completely stopped breathing.

Holden is being held without bond pending a mental evaluation.

Starbucks Employee Arrested After Woman Takes “Huge Gulp Of Semen” While Drinking Coffee

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Seattle, WA – A disgruntled Starbucks employee is now behind bars, and a loyal customer “scarred for life” after she had an unwanted “Add Shot” in her Vanilla ‘extra cream’ Latte. Crystal Gray, 32, says she ordered her usual morning ‘extra shot’ Vanilla Latte, and as always was a little creeped out by the employee Dan Murphy as he continued to flirt with her. She received her coffee, sat down and began working on her laptop.

“It was a while before I took my first sip, because the coffee is always very hot,” said Gray devastated and repulsed by what happened. “But when I did, it was like something thick was at the hole of the lid so I slurped it through and when it got into my mouth I knew something wasn’t right. Oh my God… I pressed it against the roof of my mouth and I knew it was semen. It was that damn Barista to who keeps flirting with me. I told him I wasn’t interested and this is what he does! I’m sorry, I have to end this interview, think I’m going to be sick.”

Police were called out to question the employees at the coffee shop. Gray told police she suspected that it was Murphy, and when they checked his apron, they found a small Tupperware container which contain traces of Murphy’s semen, confirmed through DNA testing. In a recorded confession, Murphy admitted to ejaculating into the Tupperware container earlier that day before he arrived at work. He knew Gray would come in for her morning coffee, and according to the confession he “really wanted to be inside of her any way he could. Anyway, she asked for the add shot and that’s what I gave her.”

Murphy was arrested and charged with a federal felony for tainting food and causing illness. Gray will have to undergo several tests to assure she has not contracted any type of disease due to her contaminated coffee. Starbucks released a statement saying that Murphy was immediately fired and will no longer be able to seek employment at any Starbucks location.

Police suggest taking the lid off of your coffee before drinking it, as semen will normally “float to the top” and be noticed by the consumer.

Elderly Lady Hospitalized After ‘Bedazzling’ Her Vagina With Granddaughter’s Arts And Crafts Kit

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Las Vegas, NV – A frisky 92-year-old great-grandmother, Mildred Vandorsum, was hospitalized over the weekend after “tricking out” her vagina with her granddaughters Bedazzle kit. According to family members, Vandorsum had signed up for an online dating service recently, where she met a 36-year-old male who asked her out on a date after seeing her e Harmony profile picture . The family tried to convince the great-grandmother of 22 to reconsider, mainly because of the age of her newly acquired beau. However, they say Vandorsum was persistent and “ready for an adventure.”

But everything took a horrible turn on Saturday evening when Vandorsum began complaining of shortness of breath, nausea and dizziness. Her daughter, Ruth, insisted on taking Vandorsum to the hospital. When they arrived, Ruth explained to the ER doctor that her mom had been on a date with the younger man the previous night and it may have been a bit much on her. But that’s when Vandorsum interrupted, and confessed to the doctor the real story.

“Oh I don’t think it was the date itself sweetie,” said Vandorsum as she explained the possible cause of her symptoms to the ER doctor. “I think it might have been that damn Bedazzle kit I stole from Lizzie’s room before my date on Friday. I decided to bling out my goodies, you know just like those rap stars do to their teeth. And I did just that. And boy was he surprised. I laid on my side and lifted my leg in the air and said ‘Hey Yum Yum do you like my new smile, it’s VaJazzled!’ I was blinged from front to back. He said it looked more like a frown. But that didn’t stop him!”

After the examination, the doctor found that several of the gems had been forced up into Vandorsum’s uterus. Additionally, she had used superglue to adhere the gems to her vaginal area, causing poisoning to her system. The superglue and the gemstones were settled into her vaginal wall for over 24 hours causing swelling, infection and lesions. Vandorsum was treated and released the following day. Doctors say this is not the first time they have seen somebody come into the emergency room for trying to spruce up their feminine parts. However, they did say this is the first time they had ever seen anybody above the age of 50.

Ronda Rousey Beats Up 5 Muggers In LA Parking Lot

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After a night out in Downtown Los Angeles, UFC fighter Ronda Rousey was confronted by a group of five muggers in a parking lot. She proceeded to put two of them in the hospital, and all five were arrested and charged with attempted robbery and assault with deadly force.

Rousey, coming off her first UFC loss that cost her the woman’s championship belt to Holly Holm, was leaving Perch restaurant at 11 pm and walking to her car when five men surrounded her in a dark parking lot and attempted to rob her of her purse and car.

“They yelled to hand over my purse and keys or they’d kill and rape me. That’s when I got super pissed off and instantly went into my fighting stance,” Rousey told the Los Angeles Times. “I was already in a bad mood and they had no idea what type of badass chick they were dealing with.”

In the nightmare scenario, Rousey went into action. “The first guy came at me with a punch which I blocked and countered with a left hook to the nose. The second guy drew a knife and I kicked it out of his hand causing it to hit the third mugger in the neck. With another two quick punches, I subdued the other guys. They were crappy, crappy fighters.

“I could have beat them blindfolded, hand tied behind my back, and not even broke a sweat.”

The mugger hit with the knife and the first attacker were taken to the University of Southern California Medical Hospital and treated for their injuries before being taken to jail. The other three muggers were treated at the scene of the crime and taken directly to the LA County Jail. They were booked without bond and will be presented before a Judge Friday.

Officer Tom Hernandez wrote in his report, provided to the LA Times saying, “The victim, Rousey, had placed all five muggers in a pile, sitting on them while waiting for the police to arrive. She told her story and went home at 12:30 am. She fully cooperated with the officers and is expected to finish up her statement tomorrow.”

Hernandez also noted the LAPD had been looking for these five guys for several weeks after a string of robberies and muggings around the downtown area. “We are grateful for Ronda apprehending these five scumbags. She will receive the Los Angles Police Department Civilian Medal of Honor. She is a true hero.”

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti apologized for the situation Ronda had to endure but commended her ability to defend herself against five men without leaving a scratch on her. “She really kicked some ass. Gotham has Batman and LA has Rousey.

“Having lived in Hollywood, trust me, she could beat up every actor who ever played Batman.

“The city of Los Angeles thanks her and I think a Star on the Walk of Fame is in her near future.”

Rousey was able to put a positive spin on the potentially terrible situation. “I wasn’t feeling great about myself nor how my face looked from the title fight on Saturday.

“This made me feel better about my loss, and after what I did to their faces, mine doesn’t look nearly as bad in comparison.

“I’m just happy these five punks are behind bars where they can’t hurt anyone else. They better think twice before trying to assault a woman ever again because I’ll be watching.”

Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV

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Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been “living in the lap of luxury” above a Tennessee Walmart store. The ‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old Ingrid Malone, had been living above the store for over two years. What they did to the attic, baffled police and store employees.

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“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”

The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”