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Struggles Only Women With Resting B!tch Face Understand


#1 People don’t know when you’re serious, joking, or sarcastic. You’re pretty funny and you make people laugh their socks off. But after they laugh, you’re asked if you were joking. Which beats the purpose of a joke most of the time.

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#2 People think you’re impolite because you don’t smile, even if you said ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ in a singsong voice. The face isn’t cooperating!! Just leave it alone, OK?

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#3 People think you’re always having a bad day. But you’re really just … going through the day like anybody else.

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#4 People ask you often if you’re OK. The concern is sweet, but it’s tiring to keep saying you’re fine and people still don’t believe you.

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#5 People tell you to smile more. You just wanna be like, ‘Hey, you don’t find me telling you what to do with your face! SO SHUT UP.’

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#6 People think you hate the world. OK, so you might hate the world sometimes because it can be messed up. But you’re not trying to send the message that you do! Besides, life can be pretty awesome, too.

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#7 People think nothing makes you happy. That’s not true! You like flowers and getting your paycheck and kids! You’re also drawn to mundane things like that wafting cigarette smoke even if you don’t smoke. You’re not hating on the smoker, at least not at the moment.

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#8 People think you’re judging them. It can be a good thing, to make people doubt themselves or think about what they just said. But you’re labeled as the mean one at once. How about ‘quick-witted’ or just … listening?

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#9 People are scared of you, so they don’t want to approach you. They’re afraid you’ll lash out on them the moment they utter a syllable. Where’d that come from?? You’ll drop anything and make time for anybody who needs to vent!

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#10 You have to make yourself act extra perky to make a good impression. People just don’t know how tiring it is to pretend to be someone you’re not. And they don’t know the pain you feel in your cheeks right now from smiling too big for too long ‘ yep, your cheeks are shaking and twitching. You’re looking good. Not.

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#11 People think you’re bossy or a snob when you give instructions. You might have to say eve-ry word care-ful-ly, like so. Which sucks ’cause who’s going to take you seriously now?

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If You Find This On Your Car, Be Careful, People Are Watching You

ST. LOUIS COUNTY, MO – A Jefferson County woman’s Facebook post has set off “alarm bells” in the minds of shoppers, hours before Black Friday shopping.

At first, Kyri Viehman didn’t notice what someone had slipped under her windshield wiper.

A few Sundays ago, she and her baby son met her mom at the Gravois Bluffs shopping center in Fenton. They went to Michaels to buy decorations for Kyri’s first family Christmas tree.

“I was driving down the road. I saw something flapping. Then I start driving and see the $100 on it and I was like, ‘oh my God, somebody left me a $100 bill!’” Kyri said.

The idea is for you get into your car, start it, and then notice the $100 through your windshield.

“You leave the car running, open the door, walk over and grab the dollar bill and they jump in behind the wheel and take your car,” Kyri said.

Had she noticed it right away, she could have been a victim, she said. “I probably would have got out and grabbed it … with the car still running with my son in the back seat.”

During this season of giving, she doesn’t want anyone to get taken.

“I thought somebody was paying it forward; somebody was like, ‘hey should has a little boy. Here’s $100 bill. Have a good holiday,’” she said.

She and her mother said the fake bills had the same message written on them: “You thought this was real, didn’t you?”

They thought it was just a prank until reading about the scam online.

Girl Drowns While Doing The New Condom Challenge


A new, dangerous trend has just hit the Internet and it’s already taken the life of a young teenager. We’ve had the ghost pepper challenge, the ice bucket challenge, the cinnamon challenge… and the list goes on. Now, the latest viral craze involves filling a condom with water and dropping it on your friend’s head.

It’s called the #CondomChallenge, and the object of the challenge is for the condom not to break, but bulge over the head. It is supposed to cause a hilarious illusion of a bulbous face of the presumably willing victim. However, if the condom does not break, the participant is at risk for suffocation. That’s what happened to 17-year-old Lily Messinger.

When Lily began the challenge, her friend filled up a condom with water and held it over her head. As you can see in the video below, her friend, Casey, drops the condom with force as it wraps around Lily’s head with the water still in place. “After I dropped it over her head we were all just cracking up,” said Casey. “Then our friend started yelling ‘she can’t breathe!’ That’s when someone ran in to try to get the condom off of her head, but it was on so tight and it would not break. She literally drowned to death inside of a condom. And it’s all my fault. I will never forgive myself.”

After about 15 minutes of CPR given by Lily’s friends, the ambulance arrived and pronounced her dead at the scene. Casey wants to let everybody know it’s not worth it, “Don’t get involved in these stupid trends on the Internet. It might look fun at first, but this is just as deadly as that stupid Ice Bucket Challenge from last year.” Make sure to let everyone know how dangerous this new trend is. You just might save a life.

Anonymous Takes Down 5,500 ISIS Accounts – 24 Hours After ISIS Called Them Idiots

Paris, France – The Anonymous hacking collective has reportedly taken down over 5,500 Twitter accounts purported to belong to Islamic State members following their declaration of “total war” on the terrorist group after the Paris attacks.

The announcement comes less than 24 hours after hacktivist group warned of a coordinated and targeted attack against the Islamic State in the wake of the deadly wave of terror attacks across Paris.

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Anonymous spokesman Alex Poucher told RT:

“Our capability to take down ISIS is a direct result of our collective’s sophisticated hackers, data miners, and spies that we have all around the world. We have people very, very close to ISIS on the ground, which makes gathering intel about ISIS and related activities very easy for us.”

Poucher went on to say that the groups hacking acumen “might be better than any world government’s tools to combat ISIS online,” adding that although ISIS has its own hacking core, the terrorist group “does not have hackers like we have hackers.”

“They picked a fight with Anonymous when they attacked Paris, and now they should expect us,” he said, adding that the collective “will not sit by and watch these terror attacks unfold around the world.”

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Anonymous has targeted ISIS in the past, dismantling 149 Islamic State websites so far this year, according to Foreign Policy. The hacktivist group began operations against the Islamic State following their brutal attack on Charlie Hebdo in January.

On Monday, Anonymous released a video announcing that the group would “launch the biggest operation ever” against Islamic State.

The hacking collective vowed to “unite humanity,” warning the terrorist group to “expect massive cyber-attacks.”

“Anonymous from all over the world will hunt you down,” the masked Anon spokesman in the video said. “You should know that we will find you and we will not let you go.”

ISIS responded to Anonymous’ video on Monday, calling the hacktivist group “idiots” and offering technical guidance to ISIS supporters in an effort to protect against Anonymous cyber-attacks.

In spite of the ISIS insults aimed at Anonymous, judging by the initial results, it seems the Islamic State is impotent to stop the hacktivist group from decimating the terror group’s social media outreach and recruitment efforts.

ALERT: NASA Confirms Earth Will Go Dark For 8 Days In December 2015



NASA put out an ALERT this this week confirming that the world will experience total darkness between December 16 – December 23, 2015. NASA Director Charles Bolden released an emergency preparedness speech in the video below. He encourages us all to prepare for any “attacks” that may effect our communities during this time. Considering the current rioting, violence and shootings that are already occurring, he warns that the 8 days of darkness will only intensify the disorder.

The world will remain dark for these 8 days, completely void of sunlight, due to a solar storm which will cause dust and space debris to block 90% of the sun. Bolden urges American’s to remain calm as we experience the largest solar storm our solar system has seen in over 250 years.

Reporters interviewed people and some of their responses were disturbing. One man said he was ready: “We gonna be purgin’ my n*gga. Eight days of darkness means 8 days of ‘turnt up fam.’ Betchu I get me a big screen TV before Christmas. My ass is Christmas lootin’.”

Despite these 8 days of darkness, officials say they do not expect Earth to experience any major problems, except for cell phone disruption. However, they do encourage you to listen to the emergency preparedness video below and be proactive for any possible occurrence. “We will solely rely on artificial light for the entire 8 days,” says NASA scientist Earl Godoy. “Stocking up on light bulbs, flashlights, water and food would be the best way to start preparing.”

5 Dads Stand On Stage, But When They Look Up? Everyone Goes Nuts!

“DADitude” is a California-based dance group consisting of 5 read Dads who love to have fun and dance. They auditioned on America’s Got Talent, and after watching their performance, you’ll agree that these Dads have some serious moves!

These 5 Dads have all been professional dancers at one point in their life, and although they admit that it’s much more difficult dancing now, they are determined to prove to the world that age is just a number.

Their enthusiasm and energy shines the moment Bruno Mars’ famous song “Uptown Funk” starts to play. Their bodies immediately start to move in ways that you would never think are possible for someone in their 50s, but it’s entertaining to watch.

The judges were thoroughly impressed with both their dancing and their theatrics. Needless to say, I am rooting for these Dads to make it to the finale!

NASA Discovers New Planet Covered With Marijuana


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NASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise.

Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life.

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NASA’S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana confirm experts

The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe.

“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” explains David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

“Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.

“Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.

Since the discovery, NASA has launched a campaign on social medias to name the new planet and so far, the name Bob Marley has taken the lead with over 2 094 367 votes at the time of this report.

Philip Morris Marlboro ‘M’ Brand Marijuana Cigarettes Now For Sale In Four U.S. States



Washington, Oregon, Colorado and Alaska residents are celebrating the release of Phillip Morris Marlboro ‘M’ Brand Marijuana Cigarettes available next month for recreational use. The world’s largest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the recreational marijuana bandwagon and begin the sale of marijuana cigarettes in these 4 U.S. states beginning November 1, 2015.

This product is marketed under the brand “Marlboro M” and will be available for sale through marijuana licensed outlets.

Serafin Norcik, Philip Morris’ Senior Vice President for marketing said in an interview, “Our company has been high on the idea for marketing cannabis and has been monitoring the market for some time. We have finally made the decision to take the leap and support these states in their right to legalized recreational marijuana use.”

Currently the law limits the purchase to only one pack at a time. Prices start at $89 per pack. You must be 21 years or older to purchase and must provide a photo ID. Any resale of the Philip Morris Marlboro “M” Brand Marijuana cigarettes is subject to fines and jail time according to local laws.

Rude Crowd Disrespecting A Tomb Gets Told Off By Guard

If you have never had the pleasure of seeing the changing of the guards at the Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, VA, it is a sight to behold. It occurs at the tomb of the unknowns—a monument erected to pay homage to the servicemen who have died without identification of their remains. The changing of the guards is comparable to a stop-start ballet of sorts, guards alternate between smooth and sharp, silence and staccato pops. Every action is crisp and decisive until disrespectful onlookers laugh.

After an inspection is completed, the ceremony continues with walking and stillness. The men salute the tomb, they fall into step, while the outgoing sentinel leaves, another takes up his slow pacing along the black rubber mat in front of the tomb.

But for one guard, the usually quiet exchange turned into a disrespectful one when visitors of the cemetery disregarded the rules of silence. “It is requested that everyone maintains a level of silence and respect”, yells the soldier as he stops in stance and demands silence from a flippant crowd. There was silence thereafter.

For many people, a visit to the historic cemetery is just another stop at one of the city’s many monuments and memorials. But for others it is the most important cemetery in the country that is the final resting place for our nation’s heroes.

Texas Man Found Eating Teenage Boy In Haunted House Attraction



TEXAS – Fright junkies discovered more than they bargained for at a haunted house attraction over the weekend, when they stumbled upon what they thought was part of the show. The Fright Night Haunted Dreams attraction in Austin, Texas brought in hundreds of people looking for a good scare this Halloween season. But on Friday night, this “Haunted Dream” maze turned into a reality for one teenage boy.

Eyewitnesses say they were halfway through this macabre haunted house when they came across a scene with a crazy looking man biting into his victim that lay in a dirty bathtub. At first, it was just another scene within the haunted maze, but as they looked closer they saw the young boy that was screaming for his life was really in excruciating pain. For one witness, Paul Callaway, it was much too real. “I don’t think I can put into words what I saw. It will haunt my dreams forever,” said Calloway. “This sick ass man bit into this dude’s arm and I could literally see tendons being pulled out. The screams were unlike anything I had ever heard before. This boy was in some serious pain. I mean imagine being eaten alive!”

According to reports, once the group of fright goers realized this was not part of the haunted house, they decided to take action. Mike Sullivan, a Texas gun owner with a concealed weapons permit, said he had no second thoughts about taking action immediately. “I unholstered my weapon and drew on this creep,” said Sullivan. “I got about one foot away from him and shot him once in the leg, and again in the shoulder. Just enough to make him stop until police arrived.”

Police and emergency response teams arrived on scene within minutes, but it was too late for the young teenage boy who’s name has not yet been released. He was dead when medical staff arrived. We do know that he was a 17-year-old from the Austin, Texas area. Officers took 28-year-old Philip Harris into custody where he is currently being held without bond in solitary confinement at an Austin, Texas jail under the close supervision of officers and medical staff. The haunted attraction has been closed indefinitely.

Woman Arrested For Beating Herself Up

Chicago police were called to a home after a 911 call to find a woman hitting herself in the head with a crowbar.

Chicago police were called to a home after a 911 call to find a woman hitting herself in the head with a crowbar. When two officers tried to calm Jenny Peak, 33, she dropped the crowbar and started running her head into a living room wall. Peak then began punching herself in the stomach and breasts yelling “take that, p***y.”

Officers were finally able to subdue Peak with the aid of a stun gun.

“She was determined to beat herself up,” an arresting officer said. “And she did. One of the worst beatings I’ve ever seen in my twenty years on the force.”

Allegedly, Peak had taken a $12 bet from her stepfather that she couldn’t “kick her own ass.”

“I knew I could beat myself up even though I’m pretty tough,” Peak told police. “I wanted to really show him [stepfather] that I wasn’t afraid of myself.”

Her stepfather said he will pay her the $12 for winning the bet, but will not cover the expected $4,000 in medical expenses. Peak suffered multiple skull fractures and lost several teeth in the self-assault.

Police arrested her for self-harm and destruction of private property.

“While she was hurting herself,” the officer said. “She broke a coffee table, some Chinaware and put many holes in the walls. Her stepfather has pressed charges for felony property damage.”

Obese Woman Arrested For Starving Her 7 Kids: “There Was Only Enough Food For Me”…


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A disturbing report is coming out of that Baton Rouge, Louisiana this morning that tells the story of 27-year-old Lakisha Connors who reportedly starved her children nearly to death. The 27-year-old mother of 7 was arrested on Thursday evening when neighbors called police and said they saw extremely unhealthy looking children digging through the trash cans on the side yard. When police arrived and knocked on the door, they were greeted by three-year-old Amonte Connors and five-year-old Dante Connors who let them into the home. Authorities say they found the Lakisha Connors passed out on the couch.

“The house was disgusting, probably the worst I’ve ever seen,” said police chief Ronnie Hernandes. “When we enter the home, we found seven children who looked extremely malnourished. In addition to that there was a lock on the refrigerator and all nonperishable foods were locked in a huge wooden makeshift storage container in the mother’s bedroom.”

Neighbors say that Connors moved into this rental home about six weeks ago.

“Lakisha just moved in not too long ago. This was the first time I had ever seen any children!” said a neighbor who wishes to stay anonymous. “But we see her almost every day coming into the house with groceries. So for her children to be starting like that was absolutely shocking!”

Authorities on the scene say when Lakisha was awoke by the police, she was very combative. “We pulled her up off the couch and asked her to explain herself,” said Hernandes. “When asked why her children were in this condition, Lakisha plainly said, without any remorse, ‘There was only enough food for me! Them kids get on my nerves. But they eat, they eat my scraps. I’m a big girl I need more than them!’”

The 7 children, whose ages range from 1 to 11 years of age, were taken into protective custody by Child Protective Services.

Lakisha is currently being held on a $500 bond.