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Man Tries To Abandon His Wife’s Cat. What Follows Is Downright Hilarious!
Do you ever wonder how lost pets sometimes find their way home? I mean seriously… I have a hard time finding my way out of a Sam’s Club and yet I’ve heard stories of dogs and cats making their way home from miles away. It’s like they have some sort of built-in, sophisticated GPS!
As you’ll see in this story, it’s all about navigational skills baby and this cat has ’em.
This guy’s wife gets a cat and he hates it. So one day, while his wife is gone to work, the guy puts the cat in the back seat of the car, drives a few blocks, and lets the cat out. When he gets home, the cat’s sitting there on the front porch.
So the next day, the guy waits until his wife leaves for work again, then throws the cat in the car, drives a mile away from the house, and tosses the cat out. When he gets home, the cat’s sitting there again on the front porch.
Well, the guy’s furious. So he waits until the next day, then throws the cat in the car and drives as far and fast as he can, making all the turns and doubling back he can to throw off the cat. He dumps out the cat and heads home, but realizes he can’t figure out where he is.
So that afternoon, his wife comes home and answers the ringing phone. It’s her husband. He asks, “Is the cat there?”
She says, “Yes.”
The guy says, “I’m lost. Put the cat on the phone.”
He Saw A Teenage Mom Begging On The Street. I Still Can’t Believe What He Did Next.
So many good deeds go undone every day because someone is shy, uncertain or hidden in a crowd. But this guy saw an opportunity to help a teenage Mom and stepped forward. This is such a wonderful story and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did…
I was day tripping to Vancouver from Seattle and stopped in for lunch at a little cafe. From my window I saw a young teenage girl out in the cold, squatted down in a closed up businesses doorway, holding a small bundle in her arms. She was panhandling, people were mostly walking by ignoring her. She looked just broken.
I finished up my meal and went outside, went through my wallet and thought I’d give her $5 for some food. I got up to her and she was sobbing, she looked like she was 14-15. And that bundle in her arms was a baby wrapped up. I felt like I just got punched in the chest. She looked up putting on a game face and asked for any change, I asked her if she’s like some lunch. Right next door was a small quick-Trip type grocery store, I got a can of formula for the baby (very young, maybe 2-3 months old.), and took her back to the cafe though I’d just eaten. She was very thankful, got a burger and just inhaled it. Got her some pie and ice cream. She opened up and we talked. She was 15, got pregnant, parents were angry and she was fighting with them. She ran away. She’s been gone almost 1 full year.
I asked her if she’s like to go home and she got silent. I coaxed her, she said her parents wouldn’t want her back. I coaxed further, she admitted she stole 5k in cash from her Dad. Turns out 5k doesn’t last long at all and the streets are tough on a 15 year old. Very tough. She did want to go back, but she was afraid no one wanted her back after what she did.
We talked more, I wanted her to use my phone to call home but she wouldn’t. I told her I’d call and see if her folks wanted to talk to her, she hesitated and gave bad excuses but eventually agreed. She dialed the number and I took the phone, her Mom picked up and I said hello. Awkwardly introduced myself and said her daughter would like to speak to her, silence, and I heard crying. Gave the phone to the girl and she was just quiet listening to her Mom cry, and then said hello. And she cried. They talked, she gave the phone back to me, I talked to her Mom some more.
I drove her down to the bus station and bought her a bus ticket home. Gave her $100 cash for incidentals, and some formula, diapers, wipes, snacks for the road.
Got to the bus, and she just cried saying thank you over and over. I gave her a kiss on the forehead and a hug, kissed her baby, and she got on the bus.
I get a chistmas card every year from her. She’s 21 now and in college.
Her name is Makayla and her baby was Joe.
I’ve never really told anyone about this. I just feel good knowing I did something good in this world.
Can We Guess Your Level Of Education?
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What Rose Color Matches Your Personality?
Every color on a rose has a meaning, see which one matches you more! Maybe you can start putting them around the house.
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This Guy Teases Lions At The Zoo. Their Response Is Exactly What You Might Expect.
Looking to have a little more fun during your next visit to the zoo? This guy was.
Watch as he gets down on all fours and plays around with the lions from behind the glass.
His wife (filming) thinks it’s hilarious, though maybe it’s not the best idea to antagonize the kings of the jungle.
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Peanut Butter Cookie Lasagna
I’ve never seen a no bake dessert recipe look so absolutely delicious. In this No Bake Peanut Butter Cookie Lasagna, a Nutter Butter crust is topped with layers of peanut butter and pudding goodness. Don’t you love quick and easy dessert recipes, especially ones that don’t even require an oven! This is a great dessert for everyone,no matter what the occasion…although I’ll be tempted to eat it all by myself (wink).
Ingredients for Peanut Butter Cookie Lasagna
- 1 box Nutter Butter Cookies
- Cool Whip or whip your own fresh whipped cream (1 cup cream plus a drop of sugar for sweetness)
- peanut butter cups
- ½ cup peanut butter, melted in microwave
- 1 box instant or regular vanilla pudding, prepared according to package
Directions for Peanut Butter Cookie Lasagna
- Line the bottom of an 8×8 pan with Nutter Butter Cookies.
- Top with a drizzle of the melted peanut butter.
- Add ½ the pudding.
- Add half the cream. (I like to use a pastry bag so it is pretty but you can spread it if you prefer.)
- Top with chopped peanut butter cups.
- Repeat the layering!
- Decorate the top with crushed nutter butter cookies, peanut butter cups and a drizzle more of peanut butter.
- This must be chilled overnight for the cookies to soften!
It Was Bunny’s Bath Day, But His Owners Can’t Stop Laughing At His Response.
If you’re like me, you sometimes have trouble winding down after a long, stressful day…but not this bunny! He clearly has no trouble relaxing (and I’m sooo jealous!).
Meet Cloody who has to be the most chill rabbit ever. Today is his “bath day” which seems like the bunny version of a day at the spa.
While it seems Cloody has been enjoying baths all his life, some will say his reaction is more an instinct of fear.
What do you think, is bunny enjoying himself or scared stiff?
A Cheating Dad Gives A Lesson To His Son About Politics. This Is So True It Hurts!
Are you ready for a lesson on government? This little boy wanted to know how politics work and his Dad gave him the best example. This kid is a quick learner…and he nails it perfectly!
A small boy asks his Dad, “Daddy, what is politics?”
Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
The little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having “relations” with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Sh!t.”
These Animals Thought They Were Alone. But When This Happens, The Reactions Are Priceless.
If you’re a pet owner then you know leaving your animals at home is always a risk. Even with the ones that are usually well-behaved. You’re in the clear now that Sparky has trained you to remove any leather items or edible goods from his reach, right? Nope… Sparky just decided today that he also likes ropes… and pillows… and dolls… and the list goes on. Check out these pets who have been caught in the act at home.
Oh, hey there! Nothing abnormal here. Just playing with a toy. We cool?
I promise I didn’t get into anything today!
WHOA!?! I was not expecting you to walk in…
I’m innocent (and cute)!!!
Hey, don’t knock it until you try it!
Oh…. uh…. I’m just making sure everything’s in place around here… we’re all good… see ya.
I learned this on YouTube. Can you help me down?
I keep hearing people talking about “making biscuits”. So…
Do you have any advil?
Oh hey… I’m just hanging out!
Okay, I realize this looks bad. But, I can explain…
HEY! I was just about to call you… I have no idea how this happened. I think it was the cat.
Finally… a little peace and quiet. Where’s the temperature control on this thing?
Welcome back! I’m just grabbing some ice cream. Want anything?
Stupid baby! Bringing toys into my house! This is my house… oh crap, someone sees me… okay, play it cool…
Seem familiar? An animal at home alone can be a dangerous (but entertaining) thing. Are your pets up to no good when you’re away. I know mine are! They’re so bad, yet so cute. Share this with a friend if you think their pet could end up on this list. Or share your pet disaster story with us.
What Nationality Does Your Temperament Belong To?
Passionate Italians. Loud Americans. Polite Canadians.
Different nationalities often tend to have different temperaments, or at least that’s what is often said. We tend to make assumptions about what type of personality someone will have based on where they are from. But does your temperament match your nationality? Time to find out with our quiz…
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What Does Your Signature Say About Your Personality?
Graphology is the study of handwriting and can reveal loads about a person’s personality. Get ready to sign on the dotted line and uncover what your signature says about YOU!
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