Flight delays suck. Sitting around in a stuffy airport with thousands of strangers, no one loves that. Trying to spend your time in a fun and entertaining way is pretty much a moot point. This guy did everyone a favor when he took it upon himself to entertain his entire section of the airport. Stepping up to the piano in the room he puts on a performance to remember. Oh to have such talent and confidence! This one’s for you guy!
Woman Sleeps With This Mailman But The Reason Will Have You Howling
The mailman comes by your home every day, so it’s quite common for people to get attached to their friendly faces. So when this neighborhood’s mailman was about to retire, each family treated him to a special surprise, but there was one unlike any others…
After 35 years of service, mailman George decided to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.
When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.
When they’re done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.
“All this is just too wonderful for words,” he says, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she says, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, ‘Screw him. Give him a dollar.’ But breakfast was my idea.”
In the end, she did what her husband suggested! CASE CLOSED!
30 Minute Chocolate Fudge Cake…One Bowl, One Spoon
This Chocolate Fudge Cake is so wonderful. It is so rich though, it’s hard to imagine why it needs icing LOL. And around our house, we always topped it with a whipped topping (cool whip). That seemed to calm down the richness.
Heck, you may only need one spoon to eat it (wink).
This serves 12 to 16.
Ingredients for Chocolate Fudge Cake
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 2 cups sugar
- 2 sticks butter
- 1 cup water
- 5 Tablespoons cocoa powder
- 2 eggs
- 1/2 cup buttermilk
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
Directions for Chocolate Fudge Cake
- Mix flour and sugar in a large bowl.
- In a medium saucepan, combine butter, water, and cocoa over medium heat.
- Bring mixture to a boil and pour over the flour/sugar mixture. Mix well.
- Add eggs, buttermilk, baking soda, and vanilla.
- Pour into a well-greased 9×13 pan, and bake at 350 for 30 minutes.
Ingredients for Fudge Icing
- 1 stick butter
- 4 Tablespoons milk
- 4 Tablespoons cocoa powder
- 1 (16-ounce) box powdered sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 cup chopped pecans
Directions for Fudge Icing
- In a medium saucepan, combine butter, milk, and cocoa and bring mixture to a boil.
- Remove from heat and add powdered sugar, stirring well with a whisk or wooden spoon until the sugar melts and the mixture is smooth.
- Stir in vanilla and pecans, then pour over hot cake.
Little Girl Was In Tears When No One Came To Her Birthday Party, So Her Mom Did THIS.
This is such an amazing turn of events, you’ll be cheering by the end!
When Mom sent out invitations to her daughter’s party, it became clear no one was going to attend. So, Mom posted a message on Facebook reaching out to her friends and the way the town responded put Mom in tears. Mackenzie received the most wonderful party she could have imagined. It’s so wonderful to see people come together to do the right thing!
Just FYI…at the exact time I was watching this, dust got in both my eyes and the sensitivity of it made my eyes water. It’s weird how things like that happen…
Thank you Mackenzie for reminding us how we should treat people every day!
How Well Do You Remember Your School Supplies?
How well do you remember your school supplies?…because obviously elementary school was all about the accessories…
Check back daily for new quizzes, jokes and fun!
Her Husband Wanted To Be Buried With His Fortune, Then She Left Him This.
Why do some people value money above all else? I suppose they believe that the more money they have, the higher above everyone else they become, and thus the happier they are. So when this man requests his wife bury him with all his money, she is faced with a dilemma…and you’ll love how she handles this!
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take all my money to the afterlife.”
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait a minute!”
She had a shoebox with her. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.
Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.”
She said, “Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”
“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.”
Man Puts His Rude Parrot In The Freezer. What Happens Next Is Gold!
This man gets extremely annoyed at his parrot who wouldn’t stop arguing with him. So he decided to put him in the freezer to teach him a lesson.
But what the parrot does next is gold!
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the parrot continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
Speaking of funny parrots, check out this video of Einstein, the coolest parrot in the world.
When This Abusive Teacher Is Caught On Hidden Camera…He Got EXACTLY What He Deserved!
This video clip is from Russia, filmed by a student attending an English class. In the video, an abusive teacher is seen scolding a sweet little girl in front of her class. He asks her, “What did you come here to study?!” The teacher’s questions get more and more aggressive, asking her to read words from the chalkboard.
Finally, she snaps. And this “teacher” will probably think twice before humiliating another child again. The only thing she did wrong was to not follow that kick in the privates with a right hook. You go, girl.
No child should ever be treated this way, not by their teachers, not by their parents, and not by their friends. Bullying needs to stop, and I only hope that this teacher was removed from the classroom after this video went viral.
Now I don’t condone violence, but I for one am very happy about the little girl’s response.
Husband Panics When His Wife Goes Missing. But I Did Not Expect This Reaction From The Police.
Men express their devotion in the most intricate ways. And just when you think they aren’t paying any attention, men can surprise you by recalling even the smallest details. This story is a great testament to the level of commitment you can expect from any man (wink).
A husband contacted the police to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. This is a true transcript of his conversation with the police officer.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Policeman: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Policeman: Slim or fat?
Husband: Not slim, not fat.
Policeman: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Policeman: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Policeman: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Policeman: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Policeman: Color of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, and then the husband started crying.
Policeman: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.
And since we’re on the subject of men loving their cars, watch this video for a huge laugh!
Southern Pecan Butterballs
These Southern Pecan Butterballs cookies are so buttery, shortbread-like and delicious. They are very addicting, and I make them bite-size so you can pop them in your mouth in one bite!
If you really want to add a grown-up twist to these, you can add 3 tsp. of either Scotch whisky, brandy or rum to the recipe. You can use any whisky you like however a sweeter whisky would work best.
I hope you Pin this one so you can come back to it again and again. Please let me know if you make these ~ love to hear your comments.
~Kera
Ingredients for Southern Pecan Butterballs:
- 1 c butter, room temperature
- 1/2 c sifted powdered (confectioner’s) sugar
- 2 tsp pure vanilla extract
- 2 1/4 c all-purpose flour
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 3/4 c finely chopped toasted nuts*
- powered (confectioner’s) sugar
* HOW TO TOAST NUTS – SPREAD NUTS IN A SINGLE LAYER ON A BAKING PAN (ONE WITH WALLS IS BEST) FOR TOASTING IN THE OVEN. COOK AT 400 DEGREES F FOR 7 TO 10 MINUTES OR UNTIL THE NUTS START TO TURN GOLDEN. SHAKE THE PAN HALFWAY THROUGH TOASTING.
Directions for Southern Pecan Butterballs:
- In a large bowl, cream butter, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract until light and fluffy. Sift in flour and salt; stir until well mixed. Mix in nuts. Refrigerate 1 hour.
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
- Roll dough into 1-inch balls. Place onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until set but not brown. Remove from oven and cool slightly on wire cooling racks. While cookies are baking, place the powdered sugar in a shallow dish.
- While still warm, roll cookies in powdered sugar. When cookies have cooled, roll them again in the confectioners sugar to give them a nice even coating of sugar. Store in an airtight container.
Dad Has A Perfect Response When He Hears Daughter Sing Disney Song For The One Millionth Time.
This rugged looking dad shows his soft side by singing a not so average version of “Let It Go” from the Disney movie Frozen.
3 year old, Blakely, is a superstar while dad, Billy, does his best to keep up.
When his little 3 year old is putting her heart and soul into singing this Frozen classic he does something very surprising! When you get to around 40 seconds it they are both really going for it, and I find it so sweet! There is no need for any male bravado when you see the smile on this little girls face.
At First Something Seems A Bit Off About These Old Photographs. Looking Closer Reveals The Most Horrifying Stories.
So creepy! I can’t un-see this one! And BTW, never trust a clown!
There’s something about eerie content that scares you, but also makes you want to continue watching. This video walks through 12 of the most disturbing photographs in history, and provides the backstory for each photo. The stories range from creepy and deranged to utterly brutal.
Towards the end of the video, I started feeling sick at some of the things I was reading. There are definitely some terrifying events that have happened in this world, and while the people involved in them won’t be forgotten, reliving the events is something that takes a bit more courage.