Husband Panics When His Wife Goes Missing. But I Did Not Expect This Reaction From The Police.

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Men express their devotion in the most intricate ways. And just when you think they aren’t paying any attention, men can surprise you by recalling even the smallest details. This story is a great testament to the level of commitment you can expect from any man (wink).


A husband contacted the police to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. This is a true transcript of his conversation with the police officer.

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.

Policeman: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Policeman: Slim or fat?

Husband: Not slim, not fat.

Policeman: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Policeman: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Policeman: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Policeman: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Policeman: Color of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, and then the husband started crying.

Policeman: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.

And since we’re on the subject of men loving their cars, watch this video for a huge laugh!