Nervous Woman Goes On Dinner Date. What Happens Next Had Me Laughing Uncontrollably!

Meeting your dating partner's parents for the first time is a big step in a relationship. You’re taking it up a notch from casual dating; you’re saying that you’re ready to start solidifying your couplehood by placing yourself inside of their social and family circle and allowing them to put a face to the name. You won’t be able to slink away later as some anonymous friend. You’re ready to announce your interest in a partner to the most important people in their life! So that’s a lot of pressure. But you’re calm and cool under pressure. Follow this girl’s lead below, and your partner's parents will be “raving" about you to all their friends.

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud,but everyone at the table heard the pouf.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”.

The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”.

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled…

“Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!”

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How embarrassing! Can you imagine? So does anyone have any other advice for meeting your partner’s parents for the first time? If so, please share!