Please Help Me Find My Friend!!

My Missing Friend
My Missing Friend

MISSING: My Imaginary Friend, Freddy. This picture was taken last year at the mall. Freddy is known to frequent impressionist art exhibits and Adult video backrooms. If you see him please tell him I am sorry about what Pat said about him, and I miss him and want him home again. Also answers to Betty Lou.
Last seen eating what Pat thought was “her” chocolate.
Height: 4 ft 9 in
Weight: 387lbs
Hair: all over
Eyes: 3
$1.00 reward for safe return (paid in 26 year annuity)