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Hotel Manager Tries To Overcharge A Senior Couple For Their Stay. Then This Happens!

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A married couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for us to use.

“But we didn’t use them” the husband said.

“Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says.

“But we didn’t go to any of those shows” the husband said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have.” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn’t use it!” The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay.

As he didn’t have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. “But ma’am, this is made out for only $50.00.”

“That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t ” exclaims the Manager. “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Don’t mess with senior citizens…They didn’t get that age by being stupid!

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Which 4 Letter Word Perfectly Describes You?

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Which 4 letter word perfectly describes you? And no, we’re not talking about the dirty ones. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Are you Pure, Chic or Love – – take the quiz to find out.

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Which Beautiful Woman Do You Look Like?

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Which beautiful woman looks exactly like you? Find out now!

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Quiz: Which TV Mom Are You?

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Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma!

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A Father Is Shocked When His Daughter Says The Creepiest Thing To Him

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A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her prayers ,which ended by saying: “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?”

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy, and goodbye Grandma.” The next day the grandmother died.

“Holy Moley,” thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.”

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say: “God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy.” He practically went into shock.

He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day and had lunch while watching the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.

Finally as midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said,”I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?”

He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

She said, “You think you had a bad day? You’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!”

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You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry…15 Weird Pictures Brought To You By The Internet

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The internet is a seriously strange place…it’s full of quirks, oddities, and extremely bizarre situations that you never thought you’d see in your entire life. You know when people say “I’ve seen it all, I can die now”, well, you can now say that because thanks to the massive and strange digital world, you probably would have seen it all.

1. This is what nightmares are made of.

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2. Is this from another Russian dating profile?

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3. A dog needs to unwine (get it?) after a long day of barking at his own tail.

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4. Did you notice the UPS truck in the back? Probably not considering some guy took a sewing machine to the prom and decided to immortalize it forever in a picture.

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5. Monkeys and human beings are more similar than we thought: we both vomit as though we’re in a drunken stupor.

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6. You can finally say you’ve seen the king of the birds. He also probably yells “MINE!” the loudest.

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7. Meat air freshener…apparently that’s a thing.

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8. Well, maybe grandpa should be more aware of his surroundings. Or maybe not, once you’re old you kind of have the green card to do virtually anything without being judged.

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9. I told you. He exists. I wonder if there’s gold at the end of it…or just nuggets.

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10. I don’t know but this doesn’t seem like normal child-rearing practices to me.

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11. He’s Magneto…but not as cool…or old…or famous.

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12. This is the first time I’ve been happy to not be able to afford something.

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13. They go on their serial killing rampages with their crepe masks. It really adds to their family bonding experience.

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14. Hugh Hefner was even jealous of this party.

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15. Maybe she’s waiting to make milkshakes to bring all the boys to the yard?

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The IRS Audits An Elderly Man. What He Does Next Is Brilliant!

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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.’

I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’

Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’

The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’ Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor’s jaw drops.

Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.’

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks. ‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.

‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!’

Never Mess with Old People!

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Walmart Called (Again), Your Photos Are Done

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Continuing on from our wildly popular post “Walmart called, your photos are done“, we bring you another fine selection of hilarious and cringe-worthy pictures. Enjoy the extreme awkwardness!

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Can’t get enough bad photos? Wow, first off…what’s wrong with you LOL!

Here you go, another fresh batch of photos for your viewing pleasure:

Target called, your photos are done.

Quiz: What Does Your Name Say About Your Personality?

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What’s in a name? As it turns out, quite a bit! Harness the power of your identity and discover how your name affects your personality!

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Are You a Sinner or a Saint?

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Do you listen to the angel or the devil on your shoulder?

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Think Your Job Sucks, You Haven’t Seen Anything Like This!

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So you think your job sucks? Well, spare a thought for Rob. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won!


Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it’s not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It’s a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea, and heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch…So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, “I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.”

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Kids Say The Darnedest Things

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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, All you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, ’cause this is the last stop. And all you a$$holes who are getting on, get your a$$es in the train, ’cause we’re going down the tracks.’

The horrified mother went in and told her son, ‘We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours to think about your actions. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.’

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped, the mother heard her son say…

‘All passengers who are exiting the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.’

She hears the little boy continue ‘For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’

As the mother began to smile, the child added, ‘For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen.’

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