Paramedics Were Called To Help This Woman. But Nobody Expected To See This.

Lisa Collins, 24, a resident of Austin, Texas, was visiting her grandparents over the summer, and while visiting she decided to get them some groceries at a nearby HEB supermarket.

Several people noticed her sitting in her red sports car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been shopping in the store for a while became concerned when he was walking back to his truck. So he walked over to the her car. This time he noticed that Lisa’s eyes were now open and very big, and she looked very panicked.

So he knocked on her window and asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour and a half.

The man immediately called the paramedics, who broke in the car window because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. Here’s what really happened…

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour and half until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Lisa is blonde.