The Most Wonderful Husband EVER!


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench rings. A man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Of course everyone else in the room listens in.

MAN: ‘Hello’

WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’

MAN: ‘Yes’

WOMAN: ‘I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’

MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you really like it.’

WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked.’

MAN: ‘How much?’

WOMAN: ‘$98,000’

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all options.’

WOMAN: ‘Great, I love you honey! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $950,000.’

MAN: ‘well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it’s really a pretty good price.’

WOMAN: ‘OK, I will. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! You’re so generous!’

MAN: ‘You’re worth every cent darling. Bye!’

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with jaws hanging.

The wonderful husband turns and laughs as he asks: “Anybody know whose phone this is?