Husband Makes Spreadsheet Of Wife’s Excuses For Avoiding S3X


A husband has written a spreadsheet documenting every time his wife would not to go to bed with him….and the excuses she gave.

The disgruntled man claims to have approached his wife for s3x 27 times over a seven week period, out of which she only agreed three times.

The spreadsheet contains direct quotes from the wife, as well as some added commentary (in brackets) by the husband, such as:

“I’m watching the show.” (Friends re-run)

And: “I won’t have time to get showered and ready for dinner.” (We were 20min early)


The husband emailed his wife while she was on a work trip and she decided to share the spreadsheet on Reddit, calling it “immature” and “inflammatory.”

The wife wrote: “Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate s3x since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having s3x at that very moment.”

She added that her husband had cut contact since he sent the insensitive email.

It looks like for this man “till death do us part” only applies if he gets enough s3x!