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20 Things Every 90's Teen Girl Will Understand

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1. Four words: Teen Spirit, Caribbean Cool.

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2. …or Kool-Aid to dye your hair.

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3. How Winona Ryder was the coolest girl ever.

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4.Wet ‘n’ Wild lipstick for party time

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5. You had beeper codes perfected.

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07734: Hello
143: I love you
1134 2 09: Go to hell

6. Knowing that the “Fashion Club” was the originalMean Girls.

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7. and Urban Decay polish made you feel so edgy

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8. You cried when Sassy folded 🙁

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9. Using Sun-In to “highlight” your hair on the sly…and then having it only turn your hair orange.

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10. and vampy blue lipstick when you were feeling risqué/going through your goth phase

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11. How Hard Candy “Sky” nail polish made you feel dreamy and ethereal

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12. Holding your breath until this movie came out.

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13. The smell of Sunflowers.

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14. When you hear “rave wear,” these slammin’ looks come to mind >

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15. Caboodles were your most prized possession.

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16. Being obsessed with this movie

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17. Carrying a lunchbox as a purse.

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18. Or, for the angsty alterna-teen, using Manic Panic…

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19. How Jared Leto will always be Jordan Catalano.

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20. Being either Team Brenda or Team Kelly.

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Source: BuzzFeed

THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU

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THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh mu…ch longer and not mold!
3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.
4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.
5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.
6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.
7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.
8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!
9. Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.
10. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.
11. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.
12. Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
13. Newspaper weeds away Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.
14. Broken Glass Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can’t see easily.
15. No More Mosquitoes Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.
16. Squirrel Away! To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn’t hurt the plant and the squirrels won’t come near it.
17. Flexible vacuum To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.
18. Reducing Static Cling Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and … guess what! … static is gone.
19. Measuring Cups Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don’t dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using)
20. Foggy Windshield? Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
21. Re-opening envelopes If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.
22. Conditioner Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It’s cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It’s also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn’t like when you tried it in your hair.
23. Goodbye Fruit Flies To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2′ with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!
24. Get Rid of Ants Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it ‘home,’ can’t digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don’t have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!
25. Dryer Filter Even if you are very diligent about cleaning the lint filter in your dryer it still may be causing you a problem. If you use dryer sheets a waxy build up could be accumulating on the filter causing your dryer to over heat. The solution to this is to clean your filter with with a toothbrush and hot soapy water every 6 months.
Photo: THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU</p>
<p>1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.</p>
<p>2. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!</p>
<p>3. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.</p>
<p>4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.</p>
<p>5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.</p>
<p>6. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.</p>
<p>7. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.</p>
<p>8. Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!</p>
<p>9. Reheat Pizza<br />
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.</p>
<p>10. Easy Deviled Eggs<br />
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.</p>
<p>11. Expanding Frosting<br />
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.</p>
<p>12. Reheating refrigerated bread<br />
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.</p>
<p>13. Newspaper weeds away<br />
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go. Cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.</p>
<p>14. Broken Glass<br />
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.</p>
<p>15. No More Mosquitoes<br />
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.</p>
<p>16. Squirrel Away!<br />
To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.</p>
<p>17. Flexible vacuum<br />
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.</p>
<p>18. Reducing Static Cling<br />
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... guess what! ... static is gone.</p>
<p>19. Measuring Cups<br />
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out. (Or spray the measuring cup or spoon with Pam before using)</p>
<p>20. Foggy Windshield?<br />
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!</p>
<p>21. Re-opening envelopes<br />
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.</p>
<p>22. Conditioner<br />
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.</p>
<p>23. Goodbye Fruit Flies<br />
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!</p>
<p>24. Get Rid of Ants<br />
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!</p>
<p>25. Dryer Filter<br />
Even if you are very diligent about cleaning the lint filter in your dryer it still may be causing you a problem. If you use dryer sheets a waxy build up could be accumulating on the filter causing your dryer to over heat. The solution to this is to clean your filter with with a toothbrush and hot soapy water every 6 months.<br />
Neecy <3

Booked for a Year~~ Lol

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Booked for a year~
Booked for a year~

A NEWLYWED FARMER AND HIS WIFE WERE VISITED BY HER MOTHER, WHO IMMEDIATELY DEMANDED AN INSPECTION OF THE PLACE.

The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would then ask, ‘Can I borrow that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘CAN’T. IT’S ALL BOOKED UP FOR A YEAR.'”

Artist Creates Real-Body Barbie

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Via Lamm:bq. The…Barbie vs “normal” Barbie images were created with the help of a 3D printed model of a normal woman. This white model was made using measurements that match up closely with CDC measurements of the average 19 year old woman in America. The end result is what Barbie would look like if she was a healthy, beautiful, 19 year old woman.

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Dat’s more like it, booty-wise.

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Eat a plate of sandwiches, Ms. Roberts.

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Artist Creates Real-Body Barbie ~ 6 Pics Source: Buzzfeed

Jack Daniels Cupcakes

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In an effort to add booze to every dessert possible, here’s my recipe for whiskey-infused chocolate cupcakes. Whiskey is added to the cake itself and the frosting and it’s the perfect amount. You get that hard liquor taste but it doesn’t take away from the delicious dark chocolate cake. They are amazing!

Time: 45 minutes Servings: 18 cupcakes

Ingredients for Cake:

  • 2 cups all purpose flour
  • 3/4 cup cocoa powder
  • 2 cups brown sugar
  • 2 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 tsp. baking powder
  • 1 tsp. kosher salt
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup strong coffee
  • 1/2 cup Jack Daniels Whiskey
  • 1 cup buttermilk
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil

Directions for Cake:

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. In a large bowl, stir the flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. In a separate bowl, combine the eggs, coffee, whiskey, buttermilk and oil. Pour the egg mixture into the flour mixture and whisk until smooth. Spoon the mixture into prepared cupcake wrappers.
  3. Bake for about 18-20 minutes until the tops spring back when lightly pressed. Cool completely and then frost!

Ingredients for Frosting:

  • 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 3 1/2 cups powdered sugar
  • 1/2 cup cocoa powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 4 Tbsp heavy cream (or milk if that’s what you have on hand)
  • 1/3 cup Jack Daniel’s Whiskey

Directions for Frosting:

  1. Cream butter in the bowl of a mixer for 2 minutes or until lighter in color.
  2. Sift powdered sugar and cocoa into bowl. Mix until well combined.
  3. Add vanilla, salt, cream or milk and whiskey and whisk for 2 minutes. Add more whiskey a tablespoon at a time until you reach your desired flavor.
  4. Pipe onto cooled cupcakes.

3-Year-Old Girl Donated Her Hair To Kids With Cancer

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This is Emily James, a 3-year-old girl who loves frilly dresses and the movie Tangled.

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She saw the effects cancer has on kids and she wanted to donate her hair to make them a little more happy.

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“Sometimes kids get sick and then their hair falls out. That’s really, really sad.”

So first her Uncle Matthew cut Rapunzel’s hair, Emily’s favorite doll.

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And then he went to work with Emily’s hair.

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“I have more hair, just cut some of it off.”

After they were done, Emily and Rapunzel showed off their new look.

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And then Emily mailed her hair so it could be made into wigs for children with cancer.

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Watch the whole thing here!


Source: Buzzfeed

Norman Reedus Reads Romantic Text ­Messages

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Jimmy asks The Walking Dead star Norman Reedus to read a sampling of texts offered through the BroApp…Hilarious! 


Source: Youtube

In 5th grade we had to write letters to our 20 year old selves. I’m so glad my mom saved this…

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Dear Future Me,

Hello me! Mr. Clark made us write letters to our future selves in computer class. You are probably reading this on a giant projection screen above your bed and there is a voice talking the words while you play with your husky puppy. How is life? Do you have a boyfriend yet? Do you still like tacos? Do they still serve tacos in 2014? I would cry if they do not. I really hope you do not have to eat freeze-dried tacos like the astronauts. The freeze-dried ice cream is not bad, but I would cry if all tacos were freeze-dried in the future. Our letters have to be ten sentences long. This is the last sentence so I hope your life is nice and you have a cool job.

Sincerely,
Stuff Happens

P.S. Here is a picture of a taco in case you forgot.

Pitbulls Are A Very Misunderstood Breed. Here Is Proof!

No other dog gets as much media coverage as the Pit Bull. It’s tough not to be emotional one way or the other about these canines, especially if you’ve owned one (or two or three), or if you or a loved one has been involved in a bad incident involving a Pit Bull.

One side says Pits are dangerous and should be banned. The other side says they are loving, safe dogs and it’s the owners who are to blame for any “bad” Pits.

But here’s a story of a pit bull named Cheko, that I think we’ll all agree is awesome…


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And The Darwin Award Goes To ~ 10 Pics

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Wanted: Housemate Prepared To Dress As A Walrus

Surely this is the weirdest Gumtree ad of all time?

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Source: Gumtree Via: Buzzfeed