Another awesome collection of Perfectly Timed Photos. If these don’t make you laugh, nothing will.
Dog Jumping To The Couch Fail
See what happens when Snoopy gets tired of jumping all day long … best of all you can enjoy all the action in super slo-mo.
“Baby Suiting” Turns Tots Into Adorable Businesspeople
Have you seen the funniest thing happening around the internet these days? It’s called “Baby Suiting” and the premise is simple: put your baby in a suit; take a picture and then laugh at how adorable they look! Here are some of the cutest examples of the Tiny Wolves of Wall Street…
Because babies aren’t the only ones that can have fun with this 🙂
Lmao, Someone Has Some Explaining To Do!!
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and “kick it up a notch.”
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, THE MAIL MAN WAS DEAD ON THE PORCH.
A Redneck Letter from Ma~~
DEAREST SON
I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home,
so we moved.
I won’t be able to send you the address because the last
Gander family that lived here took the house numbers
when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine.
I’m not sure about it.
I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven’t seen them since.
The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days
and the second time for four days.
Auntie Maude has sent you a pair of socks she knit,
she put a third one in because she heard you have grown
another foot since she last saw you.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy said it would be too heavy to send
in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Jimmy locked his keys in the car yesterday.
We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what it is yet, so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby fell into a whiskey vat last week.
Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned.
We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
Your other two friends were in the back.
They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
YOUR FAVORITE AUNT,
MOM
Bunch Of Crooks~~~Lol
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, “I can’t hide what I’ve done. I took $10,000 from the envelope because the church needed to be painted.”
Then the doctor also started to fidget and finally confessed, “I took $30,000 from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing.”
Then the lawyer said plainly, “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!”
25 Heart-Warming, Soul-Touching Animal Pictures That Are Simply The Best
Who doesn’t love a good hug every now and again? Of course we all do which also includes all the wonderful, furry friends we share the world with.
Enjoy and share these 25 examples of animals giving tender hugs:
Source: ViralNova
You Know You Lived In 2014 When…….
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
Craigslist~~ Free To A Good Home~~ Bwhahaha
Craig’s List: Free to good home.
My girlfriend doesn’t like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So……..anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!!
Georgia Peach Cocktail
GEORGIA PEACH
2 ounces Skyy vodka …
1 ounce peach liqueur
1/2 cup peachslices (fresh or frozen)
1/2 cup crushed ice
1/4 cup red raspberries
WARNING: MAKE SURE YOU MAKE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!!!
Drunken Pirate Cocktail
Drunken Pirate
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
1 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum …
1 oz. Dekuyper Island Punch Pucker
1 oz. Melon Liqueur
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
2 oz. Sprite
Pineapple chunk and Cherry for garnish