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Heroic Dog Tries to Save Fish by Splashing Them With Water

This kind dog is doing something really amazing. He is trying to revive fish by splashing them with water. Which he somehow realized will help them to survive. Apparently the dog is the fish’s best friend after all.

Doesn’t this dog say it all…every life is important!!

Don’t Let Old Age Get You Down, It’s Too Hard To Get Back Up

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A poor little lonely lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.

“First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”

“Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”

“And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”

There was a mild explosion and a huge blue puff of smoke filled the attic.

As the smoke cleared, she saw she was surrounded by big bags of cash, and that in the mirror she saw a beautiful young woman.

She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms, and said…

“Now I’ll bet you’re sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation!”

LOL, Don’t We All Have Days Like This?

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A worried wife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.

“How are you darling?” it said. “What kind of day are you having?”

“Oh Mother,” said the wife, breaking into bitter tears, “I’ve had such a bad day. The baby won’t eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven’t had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I’ve just sprained my ankle and have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I’m suppose to have guests for dinner tonight.”

The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathetic. “Oh my darling,” she said, “sit down, relax and close your eyes. I’ll be over in half an hour. I’ll do your shopping, clean up the house and cook your dinner for you. I’ll feed the baby and I’ll call a repairman I know who’ll be at your house to fix the washing machine. Now stop crying. I’ll do everything. In fact, I’ll even call George at the office and tell him he should come home and help out for once.”

“George?” said the wife. “Who’s George?”

“Why, George! Your husband!…Is this 555-1246?”

“No, this is 555-1245”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I guess I have the wrong number.”

There was a short pause, and the wife said…

“Does this mean you’re not coming over?”

Reckless Driver Avoids Hitting Woman, How Was This Possible?

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Dan is out driving his new car, and the car’s lights have stopped working again. Nonetheless, he continues driving at high speed. There are no streetlights to show him the way and there is no moonlight.

A woman dressed from head to toe in black steps out into the road.

Despite all this, Dan sees the woman, brakes and manages to stop the car before he runs her over.

Can you answer the riddle, how was this possible?

Comment with your guess or…

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The Marriage Box

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A husband and wife were married for forty years. When they first got married, the husband said, “I’m putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.”

In their 40 years of marriage, the wife never looked. However, on the afternoon of their fortieth anniversary, curiosity got the best of her…she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were three empty beer bottles and about $400 in small bills. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was even more curious as to why.

That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner, the wife could no longer contain her curiosity, and she confessed, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the bottles in the box?”

The husband thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these wonderful years, you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind me not to do it again.”

The wife was shocked, but said, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen. And I guess that three times is not so bad considering the number of years.”

They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later the wife asked the husband, “Why do you have all that money in the box?”

To which the husband answered, “Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in.”

What Animal Will You Be Reincarnated As?

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What Animal Will You Be Reincarnated As? Will you return as a cute and fluffy kitten? A feisty fox, or a sleepy koala? Time to find out!

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Which Rockstar Should You Date?

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Which hot Rockstar will you get? And what would you do on your first date?

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Watch These Groomsmen Surprise The Wedding Guests With An Epic Dance Routine

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These wedding guests we’re prepared for what they were about to see…watch as the groomsmen epically pull off a surprise choreography during the reception. Fellas, you can learn a little from this.

That’s the best “thriller” I’ve seen in ages! Kudos! And congrats!!!

The Flaming Bob Marley Shot

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The Flaming Bob Marley Shot

No doubt Bob Marley had that intangible factor that few artists ever have. Like other music luminaries Jimi Hendrix and Tupac Shakur, who also died young, Marley’s words and music seemed to cross boundaries and reach people right where they were at. In honor of the undisputed king of reggae music, today we’re making Flaming Bob Marley Shots!


Ingredients

  • ½ oz grenadine
  • ½ oz banana liqueur
  • ¼ oz creme de menthe
  • ½ oz overproof rum

Directions

In a 2 oz shot glass, pour the bottom layer of grenadine. For the middle layer, pour the banana liqueur over the back of a bar spoon to build your second layer. For the top layer, mix together ¼ oz each of creme de menthe and rum. If you try to pour straight creme de menthe on top of your shot, the creme de menthe will fall to the middle, below the yellow layer. Mixing the overproof rum with the creme de menthe will alter the specific gravity, allowing it to float on top of the middle layer. Pour the cremem de menthe and rum mixture on top, leaving a little room for the rum. Layer the last ¼ oz of overproof rum on top. Carefully light the top layer to make your Bob Marley Shot a flaming drink. Blow out the flame and shoot your drink, or leave it aflame and quickly drink the entire shot through a straw, until the flame is extinguished.

Always exercise caution with flaming drinks, especially with overproof rum. The rum is extremely flammable. Repeat the process of building shots and drinking them until you feel the Rastaman vibrations!

Every Smart Child Knows The Answer! But Can YOU Fill In The Missing Number?

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These questions appear on tests which determine if the child is a genius. Can you answer them?

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Sometimes A Good Nurse Is Much More Important Than A Doctor. What Kind Are You?

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There are millions of nurses in the country, and all different kinds! Find out which kind of nurse you are!

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Dad’s Heartfelt Apology Letter To All Stay-At-Home Moms

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A dad who now fully understands what it takes to look after the kids full-time has written an honest and heartfelt apology letter to all stay-at-home moms.

Mike, aka “Daddy Fishkins”, is a married father of two girls, aged three and 18 months, and an eight-year-old son.

He’s a former tough guy turned stay-at-home dad who hilariously describes himself as being “driven to the edge of insanity” and blogs about it on his website, Daddy Fishkins.

His lengthy apology letter to stay-at-home moms is getting a lot of attention and we can see why…have a look at some excerpts below:

I owe an apology to women everywhere, specifically, stay at home moms. A lot of men who think that they are the “bread winners” of a family, have this notion that mothers who stay at home with the kids all day are…in a way…either not pulling their weight or just sitting around, doing nothing the entire day. I’m a bit guilty of this. In the past, I would often times get agitated with my wife when certain things around the house didn’t get done by the time I got home from work. I was guilty of thinking more than once “it must be nice to sit around all day and watch TV”.

How wrong was I? Dead wrong.

Fast forward a few years. My wife is now the one of us that goes to an office all day, and I’m now the stay at home dad. At First, I thought it would be a breeze and I’d get things around the house on a better, more efficient system. In fact one of the first things I did as a stay at home dad, was completely re-arrange the cabinets and the fridge. I had everything in the fridge lined up, labels facing out, broken down by type of food, condiments, etc. I was extremely proud of myself. Wanna know what my fridge looks like today?

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He even gives a breakdown of what a typical day is like… here is how his morning usually starts:

6:00 A.M: I get up, get my wife coffee, get my son in the shower, get his bag packed, make sure his homework is done, make sure his teeth are brushed.

6:45 A.M: I take my son to the Bus Stop

7:01 A.M: I walk through the door just in time to hear my 3 year old whining and crying, begging for pancakes and juice. She likes to eat breakfast in bed, while watching her shows on TV.

7:02 A.M: She gets her pancakes and Juice and I usually get a thumbs up for approval from my daughter, but not always.

7:15 A.M: I THINK about taking a shower. I can’t.

7:30 A.M: The wife leaves for work.

7:30 A.M – 9:00 A.M: This block of time is really up in the air. Sometimes I get back in bed with the girls for a while. If I don’t get in bed with them, they get up at 7:30 A.M, and to be honest, I just can’t deal with 2 girls and all the drama that comes with them when they are exhausted beyond belief and cranky by noon because they got up so early. Plus I work every night until midnight and sometimes I need the extra sleep. However it’s not always restful when every 15 minutes I’m being kicked, rolled on, jumped on, headbutted or asked for a pacifier.

9:00 A.M: I get a request (they think I’m a servant from their favorite restaurant called ‘Daddy’s Cafe’) from my 3 year old that she wants “Chicken Nuggets and Juice”. After telling her it’s too early for Chicken and Juice, she immediately throws down a 5 minute tantrum until…*drum roll please: SHE GETS CHICKEN AND JUICE. She leaves me no tip.

9:05 A.M: I try and sit on the couch with my laptop in a feeble attempt at trying to get some work done.

9:06 A.M: My 18 month old is now eating chicken nuggets and drinking juice while sitting on my head.

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And after giving plenty of examples of hard staying at home with the kids really is, he finishes with a very sincere apology:

So, in closing, I sincerely apologize to any and every woman I’ve ever said anything negative about, or joked about in regards to being a stay at home mom. It’s not easy. In fact it’s the hardest job I’ve ever had. Sure it has it’s moments, but it is a very challenging, very stressful job that is all held together, for most women at least, by a good bottle of wine.

Sincerely,

A Stay At Home Dad,

Daddy Fishkins