Can you understand Canadians? Take our quiz and see how many Canadian slang words you know.
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Which Major Psychological Trait Dominates You?
Take the famous 5-Factor Psychological Dimensions Test to find out what major psychological trait dominates your personality.
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Can You Pass A Drunk Test While Sober?
Think you can beat a drunk test while you are sober? Sounds easy enough, but you might be surprised by your result. Take our quiz and see!
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Why You Should Never Send Men Shopping!
A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia.”
Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he’d give him a shot, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.
“How many customers bought something from you today?”
The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, “One”.
The boss says “lust one?!!? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you’d like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida . One sale a day might have been acceptable in West Virginia , but you’re not in the mines anymore, son.”
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), “So, how much was your one sale for?”
The kid looks up at his boss and says “$101,237.65″.
The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?”
The kid says, “Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4×4 Expedition.”
The boss said “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?”
The kid said “No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s screwed, perhaps you should go fishing.‘
Woman Sells A Porsche For Next To Nothing. You’re Going To Love Her Explanation Why!
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss, “Where did you get that car?!
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money?” demanded his parents? “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
So the parents began to panic and asked, “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?”
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “I don’t know her name, they just moved in.
She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my Goodness,” moaned the mother to the boys father, “John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know what was going on.
“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took his money and left him after they had arrived. He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money…So I did.”
What Kind Of House Should You Live In?
Do you feel more at home in a beach house, an old Victorian, or something else? Find out what kind of house suits your personality!
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What Playing Card Matches Your Personality?
Playing cards contain deep symbolism that can unlock our true personalities. Do you know which card most closely matches your personality? Are you a Joker the Queen of Hearts or maybe an Ace?
Tell us, which playing card matches your personality?
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Which Kind Of Friend Are You?
What kind of friend are you to your friends?
So many ways you can express your friendship and we’d love to hear which kind of friend you are in the comments!
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What Will Your Obituary Say?
Have you ever wondered how you will be remembered?
We hate to see you go, so what will your obituary say?
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What Profanity Best Describes You?
Warning: Some terms in this quiz may not be suited for sensitive ears or those easily offended.
It may be asking for trouble, but what profanity word describes you?
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Epic Cat Struggles Everyone Must See. #4 Really Made My Day LOL!
Maybe you like cats or not, but one thing is clear to everybody: they are incredibly complex creatures and they often do the exact opposite of what you would expect. What can we say, it’s a “cat thing.”
Hilarious Kid Haircuts Will Make You Cringe. #4 Is Probably The Worst Ever… LOL!
Anyone remember the fun-loving 80’s and 90’s? We sure do! It was the best of times for fashion and music…but maybe not so much for hair-styles!
Here is our list of the worst kids haircuts of all time…
Come on admit it, these are totally awesome! Which are your favorites?
Share these embarrassing haircuts with your friends and give them a smile!