When you ask someone about what they think of where they’re from, you may get the standard response. “There are good parts and bad parts really. Like everywhere.” Sort of link someone telling you that they “like all music really”, this is a textbook response. And when someones says that their hometown is glorious, you can be pretty sure they’ve never ventured into ghetto part which exists in every one.
If you see any of these things happening near you, it’s a sure sign that you’re in the ghetto…
1. Bad Baby Daddy?
Baby Daddy done you wrong? Sell that gold ring he put on your finger and pay for that little bun in the oven.
2. DIY Head Lights
3. Local Fast Food Joint
Nope, you just don’t dare ask this lady WHAT she’s doing. . . Even if you’re the manager.
4. Yard Sale
Careful he might be selling the evidence.
5. Gold Teeth To Sell?
This multi-talent dude will actually pull ’em out for you, and he’s not even a dentist.
6. Easter Holiday
This woman’s getting ready for the Easter hunt, but watch out she’ll want you to find her hidden golden egg.
7. SpongeBob Is Found
SpongeBob Squarepants wasn’t accustomed to hitting rock bottom outside of the sea. Apparently he lost his pants on his way down.
8. Public Toilets
Welcome to the ghetto where you can only use toilet paper, “square by square”..
9. DIY Local Parks
Who said shopping carts were for shopping?!
10. Random Hair Pieces
Looking to sport a new hairdo. . . you might find one “tumbling” down the streets.
Bonus. Soap On A Lock
Supermarket ain’t takin’ no chances.