1. I know I have to get out of bed.
2. But I really don’t want to.
3. Seriously, I am way too comfortable to get up.
4. Like, really comfortable.
5. Oh man, sleeping is the best.
6. And I’m right in the middle of a great dream.
7. Ugh! Leave me alone, so I can go back to sleep!
8. They can’t make me get up if they can’t find me.
9. Shh….
10. Fine, I’ll get up, but I wont’ be happy about it.
11. If you don’t mind, I’m just gonna catch a little more shut eye on the way to the office.
