It would suck if the world ended today because…
- I would never have found out who let the dogs out,
- The way to get to Sesame Street,
- Why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps,
- Why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”,
- Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed,
- Why “abbreviated” is such a long word,
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons,
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections,
- Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
- Why do you sit in the stands?
- Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
- Why did Joanie love Chachi?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
- And why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
- And just what is Victoria’s secret?
You see…. the world just has to keep going…..
Smile and have a lovely day! ≧^◡^≦
If you have any other questions that just can’t be answered… Share ’em in the comments!
