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This Man Said THIS Joke At THIS Bar and Whoa!

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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
  3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in Karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy…Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m going to have to explain it five times…”

This Redneck Mother Sends Her Son A Letter. The Ending Is Hilariously Unexpected!

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Dear Redneck son,

I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last North Carolina family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure it works so well, though. Last week, I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven’t seen them since. The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week: the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send: your uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what it is yet so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down. There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your favorite aunt,

Mom.

How Did You Die in Your Past Life?

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Find out your death-history! Did you die on the Titanic or perhaps fighting for your country in World War II. Now you can see how you died in your past life!

Be sure to tell us how you died in the comments section below…

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Can You Solve A Murder Case?

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Are you a master detective? Do you have what it takes to get to the bottom of a case? Let’s find out!

Be sure to tell us how you did in the comments section…

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What Type Of Ghost Would You Be?

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Who you would haunt and what will keep you here in the physical world!

Many of us have paranormal experiences. Find out which type of ghost you would be, who you would haunt and what will keep you here in the physical world!

So what type of ghost would you be…comment and share!

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What Are You At Your Best And At Your Worst?

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Come explore the extreme ends of your personality!

Based on the words that best describe you in different circumstances, let’s find out who you actually are at your best and at your worst!

What do you think of your result? Add your comment below…

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What Do People Say About You Behind Your Back?

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I really don’t care what people say behind my back, I just let them talk. They might say they are your friend, but what do they really think about you?

What do you think of your result? Sound off in the comments below…

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A Private School Faced A Unique Problem By These 12 Year Old Girls. What Happens Next Is Priceless.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.

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What Great Change Awaits You In 2015?

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Find out what the new year has in store for you!

2015 is going to be great, so be sure to share your results with your friends.

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What Famous Poem Was Written About You?

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There are many famous poems in history, which was written about you?

Please be sure to put your result in the comments section below…

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Can You Pass an Anger Management Test?

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Do you have it all under control or are you bursting at the seams!?

Don’t get mad, go ahead and post your results in the comments

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Target Called, Your Photos Are Done

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First we had Walmart call with a batch of the craziest, weirdest and most completely ridiculous family portraits ever… Walmart called, your photos are done.

Now Target is calling with their own photos and taking crazy to a whole new level…You’ll laugh so hard you’ll hurt your eyes!

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Great news, Walmart called (again) with even more photos