Man Lied To His Wife After Coming Home Drunk. Her Response Is Priceless.

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Guys need to unwind, to find themselves in the company of other Y chromosomes, to be themselves and not worry about the consequences. Boys’ night out can take many shapes and forms, depending on whether you’re single, married or have entered the realm of fatherhood. Check out what happens to this man after a night with the boys…


The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘guys.’ I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

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Quickly, realizing the wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

(Even when drunk as a skunk…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her ‘MIDNIGHT’. She didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked her why, she said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh sh*t,’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.