1. It’s the age old story
2. Boy meets girl
3. They fall in love
4. and then go shopping
5. Girl drops boy off at boy-care
6. Boy falls asleep
7. Or is reading a newspaper
8. Or sleeps some more
9. And girl gets totally embarrassed when it’s time to go
10. So ladies
11. Don’t forget about your boys
12. they love you
13. they’d do anything for you
14. like wait for hours until you get just the right thing
15. but please
16. don’t forget them
17. don’t forsake them at the mall
18. or this
19. might happen to YOU!
