16 Reasons ‘Married With Children’ Wouldn’t Survive On TV Today

When I was a kid, I would watch “Married with Children” until I reached a catatonic state. I was obsessed. But today – only 20 years later – it seems like characters like Al Bundy and company would be kicked off the air after making one of their many politically incorrect jokes.

Would Al Bundy survive today’s scandal-obsessed world? Are you insane? Here are a few reasons he’d be booted faster than you can say “No Ma’am.”

1. Fat-shaming.

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2. General misogyny.

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3. Joking about suicide.

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4. Promoting the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype.

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5. Cultural insensitivity.

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6. More fat-shaming.

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7. Smoking on TV. (What about the children?)

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8. Joking about killing your family.

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9. Spousal abuse.

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10. Hating on feminists.

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11. Teaching kids that violence is the answer.

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12. Frequently bashing the French.

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13. Treating women like objects.

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14. Gross displays of male comfortability.

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15. Nipples.

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16. And finally…fat-shaming.

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